π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt reaches on a throwing error by SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to center field.
π Gertrude McCall doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Gertrude McCall to third base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 4-1