π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words Sizzle Sparks vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie DoΔan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a line drive to center field.
π Pamela Zambrano lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Walter McCarty hits a fly ball to right field.
π Walter McCarty flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Walter McCarty.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1st PA of game)
π Mollie DoΔan is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. π€¬ SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, 2B Walter McCarty unassisted. Lou Gehrig out at second.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to third base.
π Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to third base.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Aiden Rudenko grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Austin Nyirenda out at second.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Midnight McCann to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Ball. 2-0. Johnny Bench steals home!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tyler Vacation singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Tyler Vacation steals second base!
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to center field! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 LO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to center field.
π Austin Nyirenda lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. π€¬ RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to P Egg Brandt.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 LO, 2 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. π€¬ RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Rickey Henderson reaches on a fielding error by SS Murphy Boyd. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 LO, 2 2B, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SF, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt triples on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (3 for 4, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Austin Nyirenda. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 1 1B, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a popup to second base.
π Throckmorton Livingston pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. π€¬ RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 4, 1 F, 1 LO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 4, 1 FO, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Austin Nyirenda pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Aiden Rudenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to second base.
π Walter McCarty grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π€¬ Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 17-0