π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π€¬ Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie DoΔan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Aiden Rudenko hits a line drive to left field.
π Aiden Rudenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)
π Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to second base.
π Walter McCarty grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson to SS Honus Wagner. Aiden Rudenko out at second.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to third base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 3B Aiden Rudenko.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mollie DoΔan hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mollie DoΔan flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)
π Murphy Boyd hits a fly ball to right field.
π Murphy Boyd flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. π€¬ SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to SS Murphy Boyd.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Tyler Vacation hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Tyler Vacation pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a line drive to left field.
π Throckmorton Livingston singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a line drive to right field.
π Pamela Zambrano singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Throckmorton Livingston to third base.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Throckmorton Livingston scores! Pamela Zambrano to second base.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. π€¬ SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to third base.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to 3B Aiden Rudenko.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul tip. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd. Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals third base! π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. π€¬ SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 SF, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Throckmorton Livingston hits a fly ball to center field.
π Throckmorton Livingston flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. π€¬ SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to center field! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Austin Nyirenda to second base.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π RP1 Satchel Paige remains in the game.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. π€¬ RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 SF, 2 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. π€¬ RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 2B, 2 HR, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Foul tip. 0-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Pamela Zambrano grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to left field.
π Austin Nyirenda lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. π€¬ RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 SF, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul tip. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 4, 1 LO, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π€¬ Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 3, 1 F, 2 SO)
π Walter McCarty hits a fly ball to right field.
π Walter McCarty flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mollie DoΔan (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Mollie DoΔan strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π€¬ Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 11-1