π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ triples on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to right field. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Alexandra Quinn lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Babe Ruth. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ scores!
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 HBP)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Avi Mack to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing third base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto homers on a fly ball to left field! Orlando HadΕΎiΔ scores!
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to third base.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (2 for 2, 1 3B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to center field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 2 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field! Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 2 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (2 for 3, 1 3B, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-3