π π Kalamazoo Mallrats vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Kalamazoo Mallrats Maggie SΓ‘ntos vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. 2B Abigail Hendriks
2. DH Velma Brock
3. C Lulu Boyle
4. LF Craig Garcia
5. RF Barry Magras
6. CF C. Wycliffe
7. SS Sally Wild
8. 1B Dandy Min
9. 3B Abby Byers
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Abigail Hendriks hits a line drive to left field.
π Abigail Hendriks lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Velma Brock (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Velma Brock hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Velma Brock pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lulu Boyle strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF C. Wycliffe.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth lines out to SS Sally Wild.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to P Maggie SΓ‘ntos.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 3B Abby Byers. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, P Maggie SΓ‘ntos to 3B Abby Byers. Jackie Robinson out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (1st PA of game)
π Craig Garcia hits a fly ball to center field.
π Craig Garcia flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barry Magras (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Barry Magras hits a line drive to third base.
π Barry Magras lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: C. Wycliffe (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π C. Wycliffe strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Maggie SΓ‘ntos is leaving the game. π SP2 Wilma McPherson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Craig Garcia.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sally Wild (1st PA of game)
π Sally Wild hits a ground ball to third base.
π Sally Wild grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Dandy Min (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Dandy Min strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Abby Byers (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Abby Byers hits a ground ball to third base.
π Abby Byers singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Abigail Hendriks hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Abigail Hendriks grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Wilma McPherson is leaving the game. π SP3 Ana Clara dela Cruz takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Craig Garcia. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt hits a grand slam on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Barry Magras.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF C. Wycliffe.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Velma Brock (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Velma Brock hits a fly ball to right field.
π Velma Brock flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lulu Boyle strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Craig Garcia strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ana Clara dela Cruz is leaving the game. π SP4 Yuka Doubles takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Abby Byers to 1B Dandy Min.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barry Magras (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barry Magras strikes out looking.
π Now batting: C. Wycliffe (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π C. Wycliffe hits a line drive to right field.
π C. Wycliffe singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Sally Wild (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Sally Wild strikes out swinging. C. Wycliffe steals second base!
π Now batting: Dandy Min (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Dandy Min strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Yuka Doubles is leaving the game. π SP5 Haifeng Mills takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to P Haifeng Mills.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Craig Garcia. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to CF C. Wycliffe.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Abby Byers (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Abby Byers strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Abigail Hendriks hits a ground ball to first base.
π Abigail Hendriks singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Velma Brock (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Velma Brock strikes out swinging. Abigail Hendriks steals second base!
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lulu Boyle strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Haifeng Mills is leaving the game. π RP1 Earl Seki takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Sally Wild to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P Earl Seki to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Craig Garcia strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barry Magras (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barry Magras hits a line drive to right field.
π Barry Magras doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: C. Wycliffe (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π C. Wycliffe hits a ground ball to first base.
π C. Wycliffe grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig. Barry Magras to third base.
π Now batting: Sally Wild (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Sally Wild strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Earl Seki is leaving the game. π RP2 Mila Larsson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Barry Magras.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO, 2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Barry Magras. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Dandy Min (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Dandy Min hits a line drive to right field.
π Dandy Min lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Abby Byers (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Abby Byers hits a ground ball to second base.
π Abby Byers singles on a ground ball to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Abby Byers steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Abigail Hendriks hits a fly ball to right field.
π Abigail Hendriks homers on a fly ball to right field! Abby Byers scores!
π Now batting: Velma Brock (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Velma Brock hits a fly ball to center field.
π Velma Brock flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lulu Boyle hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lulu Boyle grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Mila Larsson is leaving the game. π RP3 Miki Webb takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 F, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Johnny Bench steals second base!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Sally Wild.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF C. Wycliffe.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Craig Garcia strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barry Magras (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barry Magras strikes out looking. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Now batting: C. Wycliffe (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π C. Wycliffe strikes out looking. π£ The stands shake with noise!
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Kalamazoo Mallrats. Final score: 7-2