π π Blo Job Brothers vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Blo Job Brothers Cinzia Pichler vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. 3B Ricki Ignorance
2. DH DJ Kumar
3. LF Rita Kitamura
4. C Kenny Kelly
5. 1B Dracula Kent
6. CF McBaseball Newman
7. 2B Rosa Leighton
8. RF Miki Avery
9. SS Geo KamiΕski
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Blo Job Brothers batting.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ricki Ignorance hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ricki Ignorance homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π DJ Kumar strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (1st PA of game)
π Rita Kitamura hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Kitamura flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Kenny Kelly hits a ground ball to third base.
π Kenny Kelly grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Geo KamiΕski to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Miki Avery.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Dracula Kent (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Dracula Kent strikes out looking.
π Now batting: McBaseball Newman (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π McBaseball Newman strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rosa Leighton (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rosa Leighton strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Cinzia Pichler is leaving the game. π SP2 Stratus Bashir takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Geo KamiΕski to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to LF Rita Kitamura.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Rita Kitamura. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF McBaseball Newman. Johnny Bench to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Miki Avery (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Miki Avery strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Geo KamiΕski (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Geo KamiΕski hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Geo KamiΕski grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ricki Ignorance strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Stratus Bashir is leaving the game. π SP3 Thelma Kiss takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Ricki Ignorance to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Rita Kitamura.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π DJ Kumar strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rita Kitamura walks.
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rita Kitamura steals second base! π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kenny Kelly strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Dracula Kent (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Dracula Kent strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Thelma Kiss is leaving the game. π SP4 Joyce Baxter takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Ricki Ignorance.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base! π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: McBaseball Newman (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π McBaseball Newman hits a line drive to right field.
π McBaseball Newman homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Rosa Leighton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rosa Leighton hits a line drive to right field.
π Rosa Leighton doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Miki Avery (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Miki Avery hits a popup to second base.
π Miki Avery pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Geo KamiΕski (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Geo KamiΕski hits a fly ball to center field.
π Geo KamiΕski flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Ricki Ignorance strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Joyce Baxter is leaving the game. π SP5 Della Drake takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Geo KamiΕski to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF McBaseball Newman.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Dracula Kent.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π DJ Kumar hits a ground ball to third base.
π DJ Kumar grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Kitamura hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Rita Kitamura pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Kenny Kelly strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Della Drake is leaving the game. π RP1 Derrick Potts takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Derrick Potts to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF McBaseball Newman.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Rosa Leighton to 1B Dracula Kent.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Dracula Kent (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Dracula Kent strikes out looking.
π Now batting: McBaseball Newman (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π McBaseball Newman strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rosa Leighton (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Rosa Leighton strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Derrick Potts is leaving the game. π RP2 Stan Danforth takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to first base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays pops out to SS Geo KamiΕski.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Rita Kitamura. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 3 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Dracula Kent.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Miki Avery (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Miki Avery strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Geo KamiΕski (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Geo KamiΕski strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (1 for 3, 1 HR, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ricki Ignorance hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ricki Ignorance flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Stan Danforth is leaving the game. π RP3 Carlos Pauwels takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to LF Rita Kitamura.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Rita Kitamura. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF McBaseball Newman. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to CF McBaseball Newman. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to left field! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF McBaseball Newman.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF McBaseball Newman. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Geo KamiΕski to 1B Dracula Kent. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 3 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π DJ Kumar hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π DJ Kumar grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Kitamura hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Kitamura singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Kenny Kelly hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Kenny Kelly grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Rita Kitamura to second base.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π CL Mariano Rivera remains in the game.
π Now batting: Dracula Kent (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Dracula Kent hits a popup to third base. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Dracula Kent pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Blo Job Brothers. Final score: 7-2