π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to SS Barbara Bone. Ted Williams out at second.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to right field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson triples on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Johnny Bench steals second base!
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to left field.
π Barbara Bone reaches on a fielding error by LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 3B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Ball. 1-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Pedro MartΓnez to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 3B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 SF, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base. π£ The stands are electric!
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 1 FO, 1 3B, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 SF, 2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π The π Cupertino Fruit Company manager is making a mound visit.
π RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 PO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a popup to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 4, 2 LO, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 5, 2 SO, 1 F, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 2 FO, 2 HR, 1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 5, 1 FO, 1 3B, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 18-0