π π Kalamazoo Mallrats vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Kalamazoo Mallrats Yuka Doubles vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. 2B Abigail Hendriks
2. DH Velma Brock
3. C Lulu Boyle
4. LF Craig Garcia
5. RF Barry Magras
6. CF C. Wycliffe
7. SS Sally Wild
8. 1B Dandy Min
9. 3B Abby Byers
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Abigail Hendriks hits a ground ball to second base.
π Abigail Hendriks grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Velma Brock (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Velma Brock strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lulu Boyle strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Yuka Doubles is leaving the game. π SP1 Maggie SΓ‘ntos takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Sally Wild to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Barry Magras.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a line drive to center field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Maggie SΓ‘ntos to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Craig Garcia strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barry Magras (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barry Magras strikes out looking.
π Now batting: C. Wycliffe (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π C. Wycliffe strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Maggie SΓ‘ntos is leaving the game. π SP2 Wilma McPherson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to P Wilma McPherson.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Craig Garcia. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to first base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, 2B Abigail Hendriks unassisted. Willie Mays out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sally Wild (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Sally Wild hits a line drive to center field.
π Sally Wild doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Dandy Min (1st PA of game)
π Dandy Min hits a line drive to right field. π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Dandy Min singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Sally Wild to third base.
π Now batting: Abby Byers (1st PA of game)
π Abby Byers hits a line drive to third base.
π Abby Byers lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Abigail Hendriks hits a ground ball to first base.
π Abigail Hendriks grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig. Sally Wild scores! Dandy Min to second base.
π Now batting: Velma Brock (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Velma Brock strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Wilma McPherson is leaving the game. π SP3 Ana Clara dela Cruz takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Abby Byers to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Barry Magras.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lulu Boyle strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Craig Garcia strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barry Magras (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barry Magras strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ana Clara dela Cruz is leaving the game. π SP4 Yuka Doubles takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Barry Magras.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Craig Garcia.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF C. Wycliffe. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF C. Wycliffe. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Rickey Henderson lines out to CF C. Wycliffe.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: C. Wycliffe (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π C. Wycliffe strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sally Wild (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Sally Wild strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Dandy Min (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Dandy Min hits a fly ball to right field.
π Dandy Min flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Yuka Doubles is leaving the game. π SP5 Haifeng Mills takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Barry Magras.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to CF C. Wycliffe. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Sally Wild to 1B Dandy Min. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to CF C. Wycliffe.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Abby Byers (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Abby Byers hits a ground ball to third base.
π Abby Byers singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (0 for 1, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Abigail Hendriks strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Velma Brock (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Velma Brock strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Lulu Boyle hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lulu Boyle grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Haifeng Mills is leaving the game. π RP1 Earl Seki takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to third base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 3B Abby Byers.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Sally Wild to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Craig Garcia strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barry Magras (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barry Magras strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: C. Wycliffe (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π C. Wycliffe strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Earl Seki is leaving the game. π RP2 Mila Larsson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Sally Wild to 1B Dandy Min.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig triples on a fly ball to RF Barry Magras.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Craig Garcia. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out to CF C. Wycliffe.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a popup to second base. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Ted Williams pops out to 2B Abigail Hendriks.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sally Wild (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Sally Wild strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dandy Min (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Dandy Min hits a ground ball to first base.
π Dandy Min singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Abby Byers (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Abby Byers hits a ground ball to second base.
π Abby Byers grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson unassisted. Dandy Min out at second.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Abby Byers is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Mila Larsson is leaving the game. π RP3 Miki Webb takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 LO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 2B, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Barry Magras.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Sally Wild to 1B Dandy Min. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Kalamazoo Mallrats batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Abigail Hendriks (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Abigail Hendriks hits a ground ball to second base.
π Abigail Hendriks grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Velma Brock (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Velma Brock hits a ground ball to first base.
π Velma Brock grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Lulu Boyle (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lulu Boyle walks.
π Now batting: Craig Garcia (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Lulu Boyle steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Craig Garcia hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Craig Garcia grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Kalamazoo Mallrats. Final score: 8-1