π π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters Enzo Howard vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. LF Roger Eriksen
2. RF Clifford Canocoke
3. SS Casey Maier
4. DH Katrina Kramer
5. 1B Polycarp Wakefield
6. 3B Avery Gallo
7. C Koala Polyshchuk
8. 2B Ominous Cameron
9. CF Juan Sharipova
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Roger Eriksen hits a ground ball to second base.
π Roger Eriksen grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Clifford Canocoke (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Clifford Canocoke strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Casey Maier hits a fly ball to right field.
π Casey Maier flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Enzo Howard is leaving the game. π°οΈ SP1 Nolan D'Angelo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Casey Maier.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Nolan D'Angelo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the catcher.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to C Koala Polyshchuk.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (1st PA of game)
π Katrina Kramer hits a line drive to right field.
π Katrina Kramer singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Katrina Kramer steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Polycarp Wakefield strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Avery Gallo (1st PA of game)
π Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to second base.
π Avery Gallo grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Katrina Kramer to third base.
π Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Koala Polyshchuk strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Nolan D'Angelo is leaving the game. π°οΈ SP2 Ryder Danvers takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Avery Gallo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 2B Ominous Cameron.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Clifford Canocoke. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The place is rocking!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ominous Cameron (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ominous Cameron hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ominous Cameron grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Juan Sharipova (1st PA of game)
π Juan Sharipova hits a ground ball to third base.
π Juan Sharipova grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Roger Eriksen is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Clifford Canocoke (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Clifford Canocoke hits a fly ball to right field.
π Clifford Canocoke flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Ryder Danvers is leaving the game. π°οΈ SP3 Enzo Howard takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Ominous Cameron to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 3B Avery Gallo to 2B Ominous Cameron. Rickey Henderson out at second.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Casey Maier strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Katrina Kramer strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Polycarp Wakefield is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Avery Gallo (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Avery Gallo strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Enzo Howard is leaving the game. π°οΈ SP4 Nellie Verlander takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Casey Maier to 1B Polycarp Wakefield. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Koala Polyshchuk hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Koala Polyshchuk grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ominous Cameron (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ominous Cameron hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ominous Cameron grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Juan Sharipova (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Juan Sharipova strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nellie Verlander is leaving the game. π°οΈ SP5 Cassette Bass takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Clifford Canocoke.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Roger Eriksen hits a line drive to left field.
π Roger Eriksen singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Clifford Canocoke (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Clifford Canocoke strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Casey Maier hits a ground ball to first base.
π Casey Maier singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Roger Eriksen to third base.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Katrina Kramer strikes out looking. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π RP1 Satchel Paige remains in the game.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Polycarp Wakefield strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Cassette Bass is leaving the game. π°οΈ RP1 Judith Doherty takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to RF Clifford Canocoke.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to RF Clifford Canocoke. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Roger Eriksen. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Ominous Cameron to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Avery Gallo (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Avery Gallo strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Koala Polyshchuk strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ominous Cameron (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ominous Cameron strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Judith Doherty is leaving the game. π°οΈ RP2 Georgia Gehringer takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Avery Gallo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Roger Eriksen.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals third base! π£ Fans roar in support!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Juan Sharipova.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Juan Sharipova (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Juan Sharipova strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Roger Eriksen strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Clifford Canocoke (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Clifford Canocoke hits a ground ball to second base.
π Clifford Canocoke grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Georgia Gehringer is leaving the game. π°οΈ RP3 Chuck Burke takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Ominous Cameron to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Avery Gallo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Casey Maier hits a ground ball to second base.
π Casey Maier grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Katrina Kramer strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Polycarp Wakefield is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Avery Gallo (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to second base.
π Avery Gallo grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π°οΈ Jupiter Near Polar Orbiters. Final score: 3-0