π π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women Mirror Ellsworthton vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. 1B Alexander de Guzman
2. CF Erika Cat
3. LF Wimdy Suero
4. SS Rodney For Instance
5. RF Imani Brun
6. C Ray Patel
7. DH Orion Hansen
8. 3B Yellow Christensen
9. 2B Mobilesuit Schumacher
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexander de Guzman strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Erika Cat (1st PA of game)
π Erika Cat hits a fly ball to right field.
π Erika Cat homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Wimdy Suero (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Wimdy Suero hits a line drive to center field.
π Wimdy Suero lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rodney For Instance (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rodney For Instance strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Mirror Ellsworthton is leaving the game. π SP1 Geraldine Parmesan takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to SS Rodney For Instance.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul tip. 2-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Babe Ruth steals home!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Imani Brun (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Imani Brun strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ray Patel (1st PA of game)
π Ray Patel hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ray Patel grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orion Hansen (1st PA of game)
π Orion Hansen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orion Hansen grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Geraldine Parmesan is leaving the game. π SP2 Mila Coates takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to RF Imani Brun.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a ground ball to LF Wimdy Suero.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Yellow Christensen (1st PA of game)
π Yellow Christensen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Yellow Christensen grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Mobilesuit Schumacher (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mobilesuit Schumacher strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexander de Guzman strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Mila Coates is leaving the game. π SP3 Mirror Ellsworthton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Mirror Ellsworthton to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a double play, 2B Mobilesuit Schumacher to 1B Alexander de Guzman. Rickey Henderson out at second base. Babe Ruth out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Erika Cat (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Erika Cat strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Wimdy Suero (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Wimdy Suero strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rodney For Instance (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rodney For Instance hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rodney For Instance singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Imani Brun (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Imani Brun strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Mirror Ellsworthton is leaving the game. π SP4 Catboy Waseball takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Erika Cat.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Yellow Christensen.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ray Patel (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ray Patel hits a line drive to right field.
π Ray Patel singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Orion Hansen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orion Hansen strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Yellow Christensen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Yellow Christensen strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mobilesuit Schumacher (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Mobilesuit Schumacher hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mobilesuit Schumacher grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Catboy Waseball is leaving the game. π SP5 Mango the Hedgehog takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Wimdy Suero.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexander de Guzman hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Alexander de Guzman grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Erika Cat (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Erika Cat hits a line drive to right field.
π Erika Cat homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Wimdy Suero (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Wimdy Suero hits a ground ball to first base.
π Wimdy Suero grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rodney For Instance (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rodney For Instance strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Mango the Hedgehog is leaving the game. π RP1 Deborah Apparently II takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to CF Erika Cat.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Rodney For Instance to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Yellow Christensen to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Imani Brun (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Imani Brun strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ray Patel (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ray Patel hits a popup to first base.
π Ray Patel pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orion Hansen (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orion Hansen strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Deborah Apparently II is leaving the game. π RP2 Dwink Cordero takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Rodney For Instance to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Yellow Christensen (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Yellow Christensen strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mobilesuit Schumacher (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mobilesuit Schumacher strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexander de Guzman (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexander de Guzman strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Dwink Cordero is leaving the game. π RP3 Razzmatazz Rose takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to first base.
π Ted Williams lines out to 1B Alexander de Guzman.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Erika Cat.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Erika Cat (2 for 3, 2 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Erika Cat hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Erika Cat grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Wimdy Suero (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Wimdy Suero hits a fly ball to left field.
π Wimdy Suero doubles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rodney For Instance (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rodney For Instance hits a popup to the catcher. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Rodney For Instance pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Imani Brun (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Imani Brun strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Gorgona Island Snake Hair Women. Final score: 5-2