π π Blo Job Brothers vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Blo Job Brothers Joyce Baxter vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. 3B Ricki Ignorance
2. DH DJ Kumar
3. LF Rita Kitamura
4. C Kenny Kelly
5. 1B Dracula Kent
6. CF McBaseball Newman
7. 2B Rosa Leighton
8. RF Miki Avery
9. SS Geo KamiΕski
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ricki Ignorance strikes out looking.
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π DJ Kumar strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Kitamura hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Kitamura homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kenny Kelly strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Joyce Baxter is leaving the game. π SP1 Cinzia Pichler takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The decibels rise to a frenzy!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Geo KamiΕski to 1B Dracula Kent. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Rosa Leighton to 1B Dracula Kent.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Dracula Kent (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Dracula Kent hits a ground ball to second base.
π Dracula Kent grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: McBaseball Newman (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π McBaseball Newman strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rosa Leighton (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rosa Leighton hits a popup to first base.
π Rosa Leighton pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Cinzia Pichler is leaving the game. π SP2 Stratus Bashir takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to RF Miki Avery.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Miki Avery (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Miki Avery strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Geo KamiΕski (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Geo KamiΕski strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ricki Ignorance strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Stratus Bashir is leaving the game. π SP3 Thelma Kiss takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ Home supporters whistle and cheer!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 HBP)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Miki Avery. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Ricki Ignorance to 1B Dracula Kent. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Rita Kitamura. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π DJ Kumar strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Kitamura strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kenny Kelly strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Thelma Kiss is leaving the game. π SP4 Joyce Baxter takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Dracula Kent.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF McBaseball Newman.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Dracula Kent.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Dracula Kent (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Dracula Kent strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: McBaseball Newman (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π McBaseball Newman strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rosa Leighton (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rosa Leighton strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Joyce Baxter is leaving the game. π SP5 Della Drake takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Rita Kitamura.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF McBaseball Newman.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 2B Rosa Leighton.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Dracula Kent.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Miki Avery (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Miki Avery strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Geo KamiΕski (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Geo KamiΕski hits a line drive to right field.
π Geo KamiΕski lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ricki Ignorance strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Della Drake is leaving the game. π RP1 Derrick Potts takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a ground ball to LF Rita Kitamura.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The home fans make themselves heard!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals home!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Rita Kitamura.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Ricki Ignorance to 1B Dracula Kent.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π DJ Kumar strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Kitamura strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kenny Kelly is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Dracula Kent (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Dracula Kent hits a ground ball to second base.
π Dracula Kent grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Derrick Potts is leaving the game. π RP2 Stan Danforth takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Rita Kitamura.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF McBaseball Newman.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Dracula Kent. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Miki Avery.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: McBaseball Newman (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π McBaseball Newman hits a line drive to left field.
π McBaseball Newman singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rosa Leighton (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rosa Leighton strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Miki Avery (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. McBaseball Newman steals second base!
π Miki Avery strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Geo KamiΕski (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Geo KamiΕski strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Stan Danforth is leaving the game. π RP3 Carlos Pauwels takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 3 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Blo Job Brothers batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ricki Ignorance (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Ricki Ignorance hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ricki Ignorance pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: DJ Kumar (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π DJ Kumar hits a line drive to right field.
π DJ Kumar singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Kitamura (1 for 3, 1 HR, 2 SO)
π Rita Kitamura hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Rita Kitamura grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. DJ Kumar to second base.
π Now batting: Kenny Kelly (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Kenny Kelly hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Kenny Kelly grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Blo Job Brothers. Final score: 5-1