🔗 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function Jeff Larybird vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. 2B Hannah Ragequit
2. 1B Milkman Lopez
3. SS Layla Johnsson
4. LF Rickey van Dam
5. 3B McBaseball Calderon
6. C Jonathan Sierra
7. RF Khatra Ribeiro
8. DH Charlie Ashcroft
9. CF Jorge Achomadu
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit singles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Milkman Lopez strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Layla Johnsson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Hannah Ragequit steals second base! 📣 You can feel the hype building!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Layla Johnsson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey van Dam (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The entire ballpark is rocking!
🔗 Foul tip. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey van Dam strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Jeff Larybird is leaving the game. 🔽 SP1 Princess Robertson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, P Princess Robertson to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra grounds out, P Cy Young to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Princess Robertson is leaving the game. 🔽 SP2 Angel Çelik takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B McBaseball Calderon to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (1st PA of game)
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Hannah Ragequit hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Angel Çelik is leaving the game. 🔽 SP3 December Carrillo takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Milkman Lopez strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Layla Johnsson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey van Dam (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Rickey van Dam hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rickey van Dam flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 December Carrillo is leaving the game. 🔽 SP4 Jeff Larybird takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Layla Johnsson.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to P Jeff Larybird. Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field. 📣 It's pandemonium in the stands!
🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Rickey van Dam. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam. Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, SS Layla Johnsson to 1B Milkman Lopez. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro grounds into a double play, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. McBaseball Calderon out at second base. Khatra Ribeiro out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Jeff Larybird is leaving the game. 🔽 SP5 Maëlys Mendez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Rickey van Dam.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to RF Khatra Ribeiro.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to P Maëlys Mendez. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, P Maëlys Mendez to 1B Milkman Lopez. Ted Williams to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field. 📣 Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to RF Khatra Ribeiro.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Milkman Lopez strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Maëlys Mendez is leaving the game. 🔽 RP1 Martha Prendergast takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field. 📣 Supporters yell at full volume!
🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Jorge Achomadu.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 3B)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam. Johnny Bench scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 The home crowd won't stop cheering!
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, SS Layla Johnsson to 1B Milkman Lopez. Honus Wagner to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Layla Johnsson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Layla Johnsson grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey van Dam (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey van Dam strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 McBaseball Calderon grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Martha Prendergast is leaving the game. 🔽 RP2 Sally Gwynn takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 BB)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Layla Johnsson unassisted. Jackie Robinson out at second. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 GIDP, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jonathan Sierra grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Khatra Ribeiro grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Charlie Ashcroft homers on a fly ball to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Jorge Achomadu strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Sally Gwynn is leaving the game. 🔽 RP3 Penelope Kikuchi takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 GIDP, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Khatra Ribeiro.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 3B, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to LF Rickey van Dam.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam. Johnny Bench to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Hannah Ragequit strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Milkman Lopez is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Layla Johnsson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Layla Johnsson grounds into a double play, 3B Mike Schmidt to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Milkman Lopez out at second base. Layla Johnsson out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🔽 Grafing Absolute Value Function. Final score: 8-1