π π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function Jeff Larybird vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. 2B Hannah Ragequit
2. 1B Milkman Lopez
3. SS Layla Johnsson
4. LF Rickey van Dam
5. 3B McBaseball Calderon
6. C Jonathan Sierra
7. RF Khatra Ribeiro
8. DH Charlie Ashcroft
9. CF Jorge Achomadu
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Ragequit hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Ragequit singles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Milkman Lopez (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Milkman Lopez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Layla Johnsson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Hannah Ragequit steals second base! π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Layla Johnsson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey van Dam (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Rickey van Dam strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Jeff Larybird is leaving the game. π½ SP1 Princess Robertson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Ragequit.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, P Princess Robertson to 1B Milkman Lopez.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π McBaseball Calderon strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jonathan Sierra hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jonathan Sierra grounds out, P Cy Young to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Khatra Ribeiro strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Princess Robertson is leaving the game. π½ SP2 Angel Γelik takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B McBaseball Calderon to 1B Milkman Lopez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (1st PA of game)
π Charlie Ashcroft hits a ground ball to third base.
π Charlie Ashcroft grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jorge Achomadu hits a line drive to right field.
π Jorge Achomadu lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Hannah Ragequit hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Ragequit grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Angel Γelik is leaving the game. π½ SP3 December Carrillo takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Milkman Lopez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Layla Johnsson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey van Dam (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey van Dam hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey van Dam flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 December Carrillo is leaving the game. π½ SP4 Jeff Larybird takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Layla Johnsson.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to P Jeff Larybird. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Rickey van Dam. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, SS Layla Johnsson to 1B Milkman Lopez. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π McBaseball Calderon hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π McBaseball Calderon singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jonathan Sierra strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Khatra Ribeiro hits a ground ball to second base.
π Khatra Ribeiro grounds into a double play, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. McBaseball Calderon out at second base. Khatra Ribeiro out at first base.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Jeff Larybird is leaving the game. π½ SP5 MaΓ«lys Mendez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Rickey van Dam.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to RF Khatra Ribeiro.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to P MaΓ«lys Mendez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P MaΓ«lys Mendez to 1B Milkman Lopez. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Khatra Ribeiro.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Charlie Ashcroft hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Charlie Ashcroft grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jorge Achomadu is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Ragequit strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Milkman Lopez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 MaΓ«lys Mendez is leaving the game. π½ RP1 Martha Prendergast takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field. π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Jorge Achomadu.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 3B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Layla Johnsson to 1B Milkman Lopez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Layla Johnsson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Layla Johnsson grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rickey van Dam (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey van Dam strikes out looking.
π Now batting: McBaseball Calderon (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π McBaseball Calderon hits a ground ball to third base.
π McBaseball Calderon grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Martha Prendergast is leaving the game. π½ RP2 Sally Gwynn takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to RF Khatra Ribeiro. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Layla Johnsson unassisted. Jackie Robinson out at second. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 GIDP, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jonathan Sierra (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Jonathan Sierra hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jonathan Sierra grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Khatra Ribeiro (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Khatra Ribeiro hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Khatra Ribeiro grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Charlie Ashcroft (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Charlie Ashcroft hits a fly ball to left field.
π Charlie Ashcroft homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Jorge Achomadu (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jorge Achomadu strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Sally Gwynn is leaving the game. π½ RP3 Penelope Kikuchi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 GIDP, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Khatra Ribeiro.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 3B, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Rickey van Dam.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey van Dam. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Ragequit to 1B Milkman Lopez.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Ragequit (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Ragequit strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Milkman Lopez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Milkman Lopez is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Layla Johnsson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Layla Johnsson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Layla Johnsson grounds into a double play, 3B Mike Schmidt to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Milkman Lopez out at second base. Layla Johnsson out at first base.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π½ Grafing Absolute Value Function. Final score: 8-1