π β Troy Real Horses vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π β Troy Real Horses Alan Rain vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. 3B Emerson Paige
2. CF Noodle Bull
3. DH Morris Cook
4. C Crystal Hartley
5. RF Barry Mercado
6. LF Lauren Akakpo
7. SS Kingsley McCormack
8. 1B Eliza Lange
9. 2B Allis Le
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. β Troy Real Horses batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Emerson Paige (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Emerson Paige hits a line drive to left field.
π Emerson Paige doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noodle Bull (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noodle Bull hits a fly ball to right field.
π Noodle Bull flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Morris Cook (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Morris Cook strikes out looking. Emerson Paige steals third base!
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP1 Walter Johnson remains in the game.
π Now batting: Crystal Hartley (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Crystal Hartley strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Alan Rain is leaving the game. β SP1 Valentina McDonald takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson triples on a fly ball to CF Noodle Bull.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 2B Allis Le.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Eliza Lange.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base! π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Babe Ruth steals home!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to P Valentina McDonald.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Noodle Bull.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Barry Mercado. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Noodle Bull. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Lauren Akakpo. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. β Troy Real Horses batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barry Mercado (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barry Mercado strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lauren Akakpo (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lauren Akakpo strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kingsley McCormack (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kingsley McCormack strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Valentina McDonald is leaving the game. β SP2 Eduardo Hofer takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Emerson Paige.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Kingsley McCormack.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to CF Noodle Bull. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to CF Noodle Bull.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. β Troy Real Horses batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Eliza Lange (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Eliza Lange hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Eliza Lange grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Allis Le (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Allis Le strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Emerson Paige (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Emerson Paige strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Eduardo Hofer is leaving the game. β SP3 Alan Rain takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Noodle Bull.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies into a double play, CF Noodle Bull to SS Kingsley McCormack. Honus Wagner out at second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. β Troy Real Horses batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noodle Bull (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noodle Bull hits a line drive to center field.
π Noodle Bull lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Morris Cook (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Morris Cook strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Crystal Hartley (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Crystal Hartley strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Alan Rain is leaving the game. β SP4 Huifang Butler takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Noodle Bull.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 2-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. β Troy Real Horses batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barry Mercado (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Barry Mercado hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barry Mercado flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Lauren Akakpo (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lauren Akakpo hits a line drive to left field.
π Lauren Akakpo homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Kingsley McCormack (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Kingsley McCormack strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Eliza Lange (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Eliza Lange strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Huifang Butler is leaving the game. β SP5 Jason Paulus takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Kingsley McCormack to 1B Eliza Lange.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Barry Mercado.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, P Jason Paulus to 1B Eliza Lange.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. β Troy Real Horses batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Allis Le (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Allis Le hits a ground ball to first base.
π Allis Le grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Emerson Paige (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Emerson Paige strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noodle Bull (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Noodle Bull hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noodle Bull singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Morris Cook (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Noodle Bull is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Jason Paulus is leaving the game. β RP1 Flubber Bender takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 CDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Noodle Bull.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 3B, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Barry Mercado. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. β Troy Real Horses batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Morris Cook (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Morris Cook strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Crystal Hartley (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Crystal Hartley strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barry Mercado (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barry Mercado strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Flubber Bender is leaving the game. β RP2 Duncan Bone takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Lauren Akakpo.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Kingsley McCormack to 1B Eliza Lange.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Kingsley McCormack to 1B Eliza Lange.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. β Troy Real Horses batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lauren Akakpo (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lauren Akakpo hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lauren Akakpo grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Kingsley McCormack (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Kingsley McCormack strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Eliza Lange (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Eliza Lange strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Duncan Bone is leaving the game. β RP3 Lynn House takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 CDP, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Kingsley McCormack to 1B Eliza Lange.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 2B Allis Le.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 3B, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Ted Williams steals second base! π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 2 1B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. β Troy Real Horses batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Allis Le (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Allis Le hits a popup to third base.
π Allis Le pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Emerson Paige (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Emerson Paige strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noodle Bull (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Noodle Bull strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated β Troy Real Horses. Final score: 5-1