π π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies Peter Ivanov vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Monica Bartlett
2. C Isaac Melton
3. SS Jingle Figueredo
4. 2B Misty Akakpo
5. DH Doodles Colombo
6. 3B Ana Strike
7. 1B Doodlebug Parra
8. RF Beltorchika Steniz
9. LF Cecil Hill
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Monica Bartlett (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Monica Bartlett strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Isaac Melton (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Isaac Melton strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jingle Figueredo (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jingle Figueredo strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Peter Ivanov is leaving the game. π¦ SP1 Jazzy Kelley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Misty Akakpo to 1B Doodlebug Parra.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Cecil Hill.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to LF Cecil Hill.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Beltorchika Steniz.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Misty Akakpo (1st PA of game)
π Misty Akakpo hits a ground ball to first base.
π Misty Akakpo grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Doodles Colombo (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Doodles Colombo strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ana Strike (1st PA of game)
π Ana Strike hits a line drive to right field.
π Ana Strike lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jazzy Kelley is leaving the game. π¦ SP2 October Blueprint takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 3B Ana Strike.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to LF Cecil Hill.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a popup to third base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 3B Ana Strike.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Doodlebug Parra (1st PA of game)
π Doodlebug Parra hits a ground ball to second base.
π Doodlebug Parra grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Beltorchika Steniz (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Beltorchika Steniz hits a line drive to right field.
π Beltorchika Steniz lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Cecil Hill (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Cecil Hill hits a ground ball to first base.
π Cecil Hill grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 October Blueprint is leaving the game. π¦ SP3 Peter Ivanov takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Doodlebug Parra.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Cecil Hill.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field. π£ Fans roar in support!
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Cecil Hill.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to RF Beltorchika Steniz.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Monica Bartlett (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Monica Bartlett strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Isaac Melton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Isaac Melton strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jingle Figueredo (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jingle Figueredo strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Peter Ivanov is leaving the game. π¦ SP4 Willow Jorts takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Beltorchika Steniz.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to LF Cecil Hill. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Monica Bartlett. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Honus Wagner steals home!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds into a double play, 2B Misty Akakpo to SS Jingle Figueredo to 1B Doodlebug Parra. Willie Mays out at second base. Ted Williams out at first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Misty Akakpo.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Misty Akakpo (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Misty Akakpo strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Doodles Colombo (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Doodles Colombo strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ana Strike (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ana Strike strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Willow Jorts is leaving the game. π¦ SP5 Juanita Fang takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to first base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 1B Doodlebug Parra.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Jingle Figueredo to 1B Doodlebug Parra.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to second base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 2B Misty Akakpo.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Doodlebug Parra (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Doodlebug Parra strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Beltorchika Steniz (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Beltorchika Steniz hits a fly ball to left field.
π Beltorchika Steniz flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Cecil Hill (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Cecil Hill strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Juanita Fang is leaving the game. π¦ RP1 Larry Stanton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Larry Stanton to 1B Doodlebug Parra.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Monica Bartlett.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Ana Strike.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The stands shake with noise!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Ana Strike to 1B Doodlebug Parra.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Monica Bartlett (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Monica Bartlett strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Isaac Melton (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Isaac Melton strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jingle Figueredo (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jingle Figueredo strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Larry Stanton is leaving the game. π¦ RP2 Ryu Moonshot takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Cecil Hill.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 2B Misty Akakpo.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth triples on a line drive to RF Beltorchika Steniz. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field. π£ Fans wave their arms wildly!
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Cecil Hill. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Cecil Hill.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a popup to 2B Misty Akakpo. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Cecil Hill.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Misty Akakpo (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Misty Akakpo strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Doodles Colombo (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Doodles Colombo strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ana Strike (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ana Strike strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Ryu Moonshot is leaving the game. π¦ RP3 Cool Mathis takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Beltorchika Steniz.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 GIDP, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Monica Bartlett. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 1 GO, 2 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 LO, 1 3B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Monica Bartlett. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SF)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Jingle Figueredo. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 4, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Beltorchika Steniz. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (3 for 4, 1 1B, 2 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Monica Bartlett.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 2B, 2 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Beltorchika Steniz. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 1 SO, 3 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF Beltorchika Steniz.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Doodlebug Parra (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Doodlebug Parra hits a ground ball to second base.
π Doodlebug Parra grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Beltorchika Steniz (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Beltorchika Steniz hits a ground ball to first base.
π Beltorchika Steniz singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Cecil Hill (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Cecil Hill strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Monica Bartlett (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Monica Bartlett hits a popup to third base.
π Monica Bartlett pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π¦ Rocky Mountain Magpies. Final score: 13-0