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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Sizzle Sparks vs. 💾 Simulacra I Cy Young

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Pamela Zambrano to third base.

🔗 The 💾 Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.

🔗 SP1 Walter Johnson remains in the game.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Walter McCarty flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Johnny Bench to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The ballpark erupts in applause!

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Willie Mays scores!

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2. Ted Williams steals second base! 📣 Fans shout encouragement!

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 1B Tyler Vacation. Willie Mays to third base.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Murphy Boyd unassisted. Ted Williams out at second.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Foul tip. Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston homers on a fly ball to left field!

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Aiden Rudenko steals second base!

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Johnny Bench is caught stealing second base.

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 1B Tyler Vacation to SS Murphy Boyd. Willie Mays out at second.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 F)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Ted Williams to second base.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. 📣 The home crowd won't stop cheering!

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2. 📣 The energy in the park surges!

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Mollie Doğan pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 3-1