π π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union Flubber Nicholson vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. SS Bessie Santana
2. CF A. Parkin
3. 2B Hank Wu
4. C Carol Benson
5. DH Sizzle Ueda
6. 3B Ketlen Again
7. LF Anastacia John
8. RF Geoff SchrΓΆder
9. 1B Zach Leonard
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Bessie Santana walks.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π A. Parkin hits a ground ball to second base.
π A. Parkin grounds into a double play, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Bessie Santana out at second base. A. Parkin out at first base.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hank Wu strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flubber Nicholson is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP1 Loretta Witt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Ketlen Again.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Hank Wu.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Carol Benson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Carol Benson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Sizzle Ueda hits a fly ball to center field.
π Sizzle Ueda flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ketlen Again (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ketlen Again strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Loretta Witt is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP2 Flubber Nicholson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Anastacia John.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to LF Anastacia John. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Ketlen Again to 1B Zach Leonard. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Bessie Santana to 1B Zach Leonard.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Anastacia John (1st PA of game)
π Anastacia John is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Geoff SchrΓΆder (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder hits a ground ball to first base.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Anastacia John to third base.
π Now batting: Zach Leonard (1st PA of game)
π Zach Leonard hits a ground ball to right field. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Zach Leonard doubles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Anastacia John scores! Geoff SchrΓΆder scores!
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Bessie Santana hits a ground ball to second base.
π Bessie Santana singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Zach Leonard to third base.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Bessie Santana is caught stealing second base. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π A. Parkin hits a line drive to center field.
π A. Parkin lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hank Wu strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flubber Nicholson is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to CF A. Parkin. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Johnny Bench steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Carol Benson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Sizzle Ueda hits a fly ball to center field.
π Sizzle Ueda flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ketlen Again strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP4 B. BergstrΓΆm takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF A. Parkin.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to first base.
π Willie Mays lines out to 1B Zach Leonard.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to SS Bessie Santana.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Anastacia John (1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Anastacia John strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Geoff SchrΓΆder (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Zach Leonard (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Zach Leonard strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 B. BergstrΓΆm is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ SP5 Gnav Pearson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Bessie Santana strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π A. Parkin strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hank Wu strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Gnav Pearson is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ RP1 Miles Salah takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field. π£ The stands shake with noise!
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Anastacia John. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Anastacia John. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF A. Parkin. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Geoff SchrΓΆder. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Anastacia John.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Carol Benson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ketlen Again strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Miles Salah is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ RP2 Lawrence Chaney takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 FO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 2B Hank Wu.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Anastacia John (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Anastacia John strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Geoff SchrΓΆder (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Geoff SchrΓΆder is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Zach Leonard (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Zach Leonard hits a ground ball to second base.
π Zach Leonard doubles on a ground ball to 2B Jackie Robinson. Geoff SchrΓΆder scores!
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CF Willie Mays takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bessie Santana (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Bessie Santana hits a line drive to left field.
π Bessie Santana lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π A. Parkin hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π A. Parkin grounds out, P Willie Mays to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Lawrence Chaney is leaving the game. π§ββοΈ RP3 Ozzie Shevchuk takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Anastacia John.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 3 SO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P Ozzie Shevchuk to 1B Zach Leonard.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 PO, 2 HR, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hank Wu to 1B Zach Leonard.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. CF Willie Mays is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hank Wu hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hank Wu grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Carol Benson hits a popup to first base.
π Carol Benson pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π§ββοΈ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union. Final score: 8-3