π πΆ No Tuesday Problems vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π πΆ No Tuesday Problems Harper Rosa vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. SS Ava MuΓ±oz
2. 3B Y. Alonso
3. CF Ganymede Baldwin
4. DH Louise Pitts
5. 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ
6. RF Emil Haas
7. C Ampersand Holloway
8. 1B Lisbon Yavuz
9. LF Delilah Rudenko
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ava MuΓ±oz hits a line drive to center field.
π Ava MuΓ±oz lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Y. Alonso hits a fly ball to center field.
π Y. Alonso flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ganymede Baldwin strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Harper Rosa is leaving the game. πΆ SP1 Crust Charlton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Louise Pitts hits a line drive to right field.
π Louise Pitts lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Crust Charlton is leaving the game. πΆ SP2 Harper Rosa takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ampersand Holloway strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lisbon Yavuz hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lisbon Yavuz grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1st PA of game)
π Delilah Rudenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Delilah Rudenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Harper Rosa is leaving the game. πΆ SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a ground ball to 3B Y. Alonso. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Delilah Rudenko. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Y. Alonso strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ganymede Baldwin strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb is leaving the game. πΆ SP4 Nate Appleby takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to left field! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to first base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field. π£ Home supporters whistle and cheer!
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Emil Haas. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Babe Ruth to second base. Throwing error by Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stands are electric!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to P Nate Appleby. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans wave their arms wildly!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. πΆ SP5 Juliana Kravchenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 FC)
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field. π£ Banners wave wildly!
π Mike Schmidt lines out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ampersand Holloway strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lisbon Yavuz strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Delilah Rudenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Juliana Kravchenko is leaving the game. πΆ RP1 Cash Salah takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Ganymede Baldwin.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ava MuΓ±oz (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ava MuΓ±oz strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Y. Alonso hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Y. Alonso grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ganymede Baldwin strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Cash Salah is leaving the game. πΆ RP2 Tris Moulin takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 SF)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 2 GO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Louise Pitts strikes out looking.
π Now batting: August BlaΕΎeviΔ (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π August BlaΕΎeviΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Emil Haas strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Tris Moulin is leaving the game. πΆ RP3 Coyote Scott takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a ground ball to LF Delilah Rudenko.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 FC)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals home!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to RF Emil Haas. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 1 GO, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, SS Ava MuΓ±oz to 2B August BlaΕΎeviΔ to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. πΆ No Tuesday Problems batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ampersand Holloway hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ampersand Holloway grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lisbon Yavuz hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lisbon Yavuz grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Delilah Rudenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Delilah Rudenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated πΆ No Tuesday Problems. Final score: 12-0