π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to center field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Avi Mack to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Ball. 1-1. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing home.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, P Joshua Tkachenko to SS Barbara Bone. Mike Schmidt out at second. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to C Gertrude McCall. Johnny Bench out at home.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams out at home. Jackie Robinson out at first base. Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 LO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 LO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 GO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Willie Mays reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by RP2 Justin Bradley. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base. Throwing error by Justin Bradley.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 2 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 2 GO, 1 BB, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 4, 1 LO, 1 HR, 2 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 HR, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 3 BB, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 1 GO, 3 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 10-1