π π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management Garnet Takahashi vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. C Jocelyn Fredriksson
2. 3B Seth Ishii
3. CF Wilma Henrique
4. 1B Magglio GΓΌnther
5. RF Sue NuΓ±ez
6. SS Tanya the Hedgehog
7. 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen
8. DH Ivan Johnston
9. LF Tazmanian Kane
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jocelyn Fredriksson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jocelyn Fredriksson hits a line drive to first base.
π Jocelyn Fredriksson lines out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Seth Ishii (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Seth Ishii strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Wilma Henrique (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Wilma Henrique hits a fly ball to center field.
π Wilma Henrique flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Garnet Takahashi is leaving the game. π£ SP1 Drummer Lovelady takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a double play, 3B Seth Ishii to SS Tanya the Hedgehog to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther. Rickey Henderson out at second base. Babe Ruth out at first base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Tanya the Hedgehog to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Magglio GΓΌnther (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Magglio GΓΌnther strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sue NuΓ±ez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Sue NuΓ±ez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Tanya the Hedgehog (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Tanya the Hedgehog strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Drummer Lovelady is leaving the game. π£ SP2 Brooklyn Fletcher takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Sue NuΓ±ez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Tazmanian Kane. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams reaches on a throwing error by LF Tazmanian Kane. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Fizzbuzz Lehtinen (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Fizzbuzz Lehtinen hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Fizzbuzz Lehtinen grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ivan Johnston (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ivan Johnston hits a line drive to left field.
π Ivan Johnston singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Tazmanian Kane (1st PA of game)
π Tazmanian Kane hits a ground ball to first base.
π Tazmanian Kane grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig. Ivan Johnston to second base.
π Now batting: Jocelyn Fredriksson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jocelyn Fredriksson strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Brooklyn Fletcher is leaving the game. π£ SP3 Delores Bone takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Seth Ishii (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Seth Ishii strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Wilma Henrique (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Wilma Henrique strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Magglio GΓΌnther (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Magglio GΓΌnther strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Delores Bone is leaving the game. π£ SP4 Garnet Takahashi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Sue NuΓ±ez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to center field! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Seth Ishii.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen unassisted. Willie Mays out at second.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Wilma Henrique.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Sue NuΓ±ez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Sue NuΓ±ez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Tanya the Hedgehog (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Tanya the Hedgehog strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Fizzbuzz Lehtinen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Fizzbuzz Lehtinen hits a ground ball to first base.
π Fizzbuzz Lehtinen doubles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Ivan Johnston (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ivan Johnston strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Garnet Takahashi is leaving the game. π£ SP5 Everett Jallow takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Sue NuΓ±ez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Wilma Henrique.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tazmanian Kane (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Tazmanian Kane hits a ground ball to second base.
π Tazmanian Kane grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jocelyn Fredriksson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jocelyn Fredriksson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Seth Ishii (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Seth Ishii strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Everett Jallow is leaving the game. π£ RP1 Alvin Easton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Wilma Henrique.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Seth Ishii. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Wilma Henrique. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P Alvin Easton to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Wilma Henrique (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Wilma Henrique hits a ground ball to first base.
π Wilma Henrique grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Magglio GΓΌnther (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Magglio GΓΌnther hits a popup to third base.
π Magglio GΓΌnther pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Sue NuΓ±ez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Sue NuΓ±ez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Alvin Easton is leaving the game. π£ RP2 Phoenix Rolle takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Tazmanian Kane.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Tazmanian Kane.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Tanya the Hedgehog to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tanya the Hedgehog (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Tanya the Hedgehog strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Fizzbuzz Lehtinen (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Fizzbuzz Lehtinen strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ivan Johnston (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ivan Johnston hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ivan Johnston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Phoenix Rolle is leaving the game. π£ RP3 Lottie Huynh takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 3, 3 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to 1B Magglio GΓΌnther.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Tanya the Hedgehog.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Wilma Henrique.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Tazmanian Kane (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Tazmanian Kane strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jocelyn Fredriksson (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jocelyn Fredriksson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jocelyn Fredriksson singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Seth Ishii (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Seth Ishii strikes out looking. Jocelyn Fredriksson steals second base!
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π CL Mariano Rivera remains in the game.
π Now batting: Wilma Henrique (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Wilma Henrique strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π£ Eureka Emergency Middle Management. Final score: 7-0