π π Vulcan Mind Melts vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Vulcan Mind Melts Terri Sergeeva vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. SS Crystal Hawthorne
2. 3B Morris Kask
3. CF Suzanne Elliott
4. 1B Cait Seifert
5. DH Ha-Na Norris
6. C The Mamani
7. RF Jane Lysenko
8. 2B Dakota Horn
9. LF Quinn Sierra
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Crystal Hawthorne (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Crystal Hawthorne strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Morris Kask (1st PA of game)
π Morris Kask hits a popup to first base.
π Morris Kask pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Suzanne Elliott (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Suzanne Elliott hits a line drive to center field.
π Suzanne Elliott homers on a line drive to center field!
π Now batting: Cait Seifert (1st PA of game)
π Cait Seifert hits a ground ball to first base.
π Cait Seifert grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Terri Sergeeva is leaving the game. π SP1 Isaac Petersen takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Suzanne Elliott.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to RF Jane Lysenko. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Dakota Horn to 1B Cait Seifert. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Suzanne Elliott.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ha-Na Norris (1st PA of game)
π Ha-Na Norris hits a line drive to right field.
π Ha-Na Norris lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: The Mamani (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π The Mamani strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jane Lysenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jane Lysenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Isaac Petersen is leaving the game. π SP2 Ross Kinoshita takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Suzanne Elliott.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Quinn Sierra.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Suzanne Elliott.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Dakota Horn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Dakota Horn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Dakota Horn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Quinn Sierra (1st PA of game)
π Quinn Sierra is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Crystal Hawthorne (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Crystal Hawthorne hits a line drive to left field.
π Crystal Hawthorne lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Morris Kask (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Morris Kask hits a ground ball to third base.
π Morris Kask singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Quinn Sierra to second base.
π The πΎ Simulacra I manager is making a mound visit.
π SP3 Greg Maddux remains in the game.
π Now batting: Suzanne Elliott (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Home supporters whistle and cheer!
π Suzanne Elliott hits a line drive to second base.
π Suzanne Elliott lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Ross Kinoshita is leaving the game. π SP3 Terri Sergeeva takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Quinn Sierra. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Jane Lysenko.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Crystal Hawthorne to 1B Cait Seifert.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cait Seifert (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Cait Seifert strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ha-Na Norris (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ha-Na Norris strikes out looking.
π Now batting: The Mamani (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π The Mamani strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Terri Sergeeva is leaving the game. π SP4 Newyear Marino takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Quinn Sierra. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Johnny Bench lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Suzanne Elliott. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a force out, 1B Cait Seifert to SS Crystal Hawthorne. Mike Schmidt out at second. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 3-2. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Quinn Sierra. Jackie Robinson scores! Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Jane Lysenko. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jane Lysenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jane Lysenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dakota Horn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Dakota Horn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Quinn Sierra (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Quinn Sierra strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Newyear Marino is leaving the game. π SP5 Dara Thomsen takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Quinn Sierra.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Morris Kask to 1B Cait Seifert.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Crystal Hawthorne (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Crystal Hawthorne strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Morris Kask (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Morris Kask strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Suzanne Elliott (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Suzanne Elliott strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Dara Thomsen is leaving the game. π RP1 Sylvia Espinal takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Quinn Sierra.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Jane Lysenko.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HR, 2 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Crystal Hawthorne to 1B Cait Seifert.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cait Seifert (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Cait Seifert hits a ground ball to first base.
π Cait Seifert doubles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Ha-Na Norris (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ha-Na Norris strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: The Mamani (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Cait Seifert is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π The Mamani strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Sylvia Espinal is leaving the game. π RP2 Luke JovanoviΔ takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to SS Crystal Hawthorne.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to CF Suzanne Elliott. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Jane Lysenko.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 BB, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Suzanne Elliott. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to RF Jane Lysenko.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 HR, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Jane Lysenko.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jane Lysenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jane Lysenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Dakota Horn (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Dakota Horn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Quinn Sierra (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Quinn Sierra strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke JovanoviΔ is leaving the game. π RP3 Wiggleworm Thompson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 4, 1 FO, 2 1B, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Jane Lysenko.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 HR, 2 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The stands are electric!
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Morris Kask to 1B Cait Seifert. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Willie Mays reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 2B Dakota Horn. Lou Gehrig scores! Fielding error by Dakota Horn.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 4, 2 SO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Cait Seifert. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out to 1B Cait Seifert.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Vulcan Mind Melts batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Crystal Hawthorne (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Crystal Hawthorne hits a ground ball to first base.
π Crystal Hawthorne grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Morris Kask (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Morris Kask hits a fly ball to right field.
π Morris Kask flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Suzanne Elliott (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Suzanne Elliott hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Suzanne Elliott grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Vulcan Mind Melts. Final score: 11-1