🔗 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters vs 💩 Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
🔗 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters Enzo Howard vs. 💩 Shit Baseball Players Bonnie Järvinen
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1. LF Roger Eriksen
2. SS Casey Maier
3. DH Katrina Kramer
4. 1B Polycarp Wakefield
5. 3B Avery Gallo
6. 2B Blubber Hicks
7. C Koala Polyshchuk
8. RF Edith Greenberg
9. CF Ominous Cameron
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1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. 2B Mia Wen
5. CF Cheng Weeks
6. C Purple Hess
7. LF Carlton Chand
8. DH Harrison Novikov
9. RF Jack Mitchell
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Roger Eriksen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Roger Eriksen hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Roger Eriksen pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Casey Maier (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Casey Maier hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Casey Maier lines out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Kramer (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Katrina Kramer hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Katrina Kramer pops out to 3B Michael Aquino.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ Enzo Howard pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit flies out to CF Ominous Cameron.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Michael Aquino reaches on a fielding error by RF Edith Greenberg.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to left field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to LF Roger Eriksen. Michael Aquino to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Mia Wen grounds out, 2B Blubber Hicks to 1B Polycarp Wakefield. Michael Aquino scores! Bloop Wanamaker to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to left field. 📣 Excitement pours from the crowd!
🔗 Cheng Weeks doubles on a line drive to LF Roger Eriksen. Bloop Wanamaker scores!
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess homers on a fly ball to center field! Cheng Weeks scores!
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🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Michael Aquino vs. 🛰️ Patrick Asante.
Who can Consume the most 🍡 skewers of dango? Go!
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💩 Michael Aquino Consumes 21 skewers of dango!
🛰️ Patrick Asante Consumes 17 skewers of dango!
Score: 21 - 17
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💩 Michael Aquino Consumes 14 skewers of dango!
🛰️ Patrick Asante Consumes 23 skewers of dango!
Score: 35 - 40
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💩 Michael Aquino Consumes 26 skewers of dango!
🛰️ Patrick Asante Consumes 17 skewers of dango!
Score: 61 - 57
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The winner with 61 🍡 skewers of dango Consumed is 💩 Michael Aquino!
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 61, and win a 👕 Due Grasshopper T-Shirt.
🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters receives 🪙 57.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Carlton Chand lines out to CF Ominous Cameron.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield singles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand.
🔗 Now batting: Avery Gallo (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Avery Gallo grounds into a force out, P Bonnie Järvinen to 2B Mia Wen. Polycarp Wakefield out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Blubber Hicks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Blubber Hicks strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Avery Gallo is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ Enzo Howard pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Harrison Novikov walks.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell homers on a fly ball to right field! Harrison Novikov scores!
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🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Thais Hotdog vs. 🛰️ Ana Wilson.
Who can Consume the most 🍡 skewers of dango? Go!
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💩 Thais Hotdog Consumes 26 skewers of dango!
🛰️ Ana Wilson Consumes 19 skewers of dango!
Score: 26 - 19
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💩 Thais Hotdog Consumes 19 skewers of dango!
🛰️ Ana Wilson Consumes 14 skewers of dango!
Score: 45 - 33
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💩 Thais Hotdog Consumes 15 skewers of dango!
🛰️ Ana Wilson Consumes 16 skewers of dango!
Score: 60 - 49
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The winner with 60 🍡 skewers of dango Consumed is 💩 Thais Hotdog!
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 60, and win a 🧢 Intelligent Tears Cap.
🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters receives 🪙 49.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Test Ragequit is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to SS Casey Maier.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1 GO)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mia Wen singles on a ground ball to 3B Avery Gallo. Test Ragequit to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Cheng Weeks grounds out, P Enzo Howard to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Koala Polyshchuk hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Koala Polyshchuk flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Edith Greenberg (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Edith Greenberg hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Edith Greenberg doubles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand.
🔗 Now batting: Ominous Cameron (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ominous Cameron strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Roger Eriksen walks.
🔗 Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Casey Maier hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Casey Maier flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ Enzo Howard pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds out, 2B Blubber Hicks to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Carlton Chand walks.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Harrison Novikov grounds into a double play, SS Casey Maier to 1B Polycarp Wakefield. Carlton Chand out at second base. Harrison Novikov out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Kramer (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Katrina Kramer hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Katrina Kramer grounds out, P Bonnie Järvinen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Avery Gallo (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Avery Gallo grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ Enzo Howard pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell flies out to RF Edith Greenberg.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds out, 3B Avery Gallo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, 3B Avery Gallo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Blubber Hicks (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Blubber Hicks hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Blubber Hicks grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Koala Polyshchuk hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Koala Polyshchuk grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Edith Greenberg (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Edith Greenberg strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ Enzo Howard pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to 2B Blubber Hicks.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mia Wen grounds out, SS Casey Maier to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks pops out to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Ominous Cameron (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ominous Cameron hits a ground ball to center field.
🔗 Ominous Cameron singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Roger Eriksen strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
🔗 Casey Maier hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Casey Maier grounds into a force out, 3B Michael Aquino to SS Bloop Wanamaker. Ominous Cameron out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Kramer (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 1-2. Casey Maier steals second base!
🔗 Katrina Kramer strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ Enzo Howard pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Purple Hess strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Carlton Chand grounds out, SS Casey Maier to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Harrison Novikov strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Avery Gallo (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 GO)
🔗 Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to right field.
🔗 Avery Gallo singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Blubber Hicks (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Blubber Hicks hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Blubber Hicks grounds into a double play, 3B Michael Aquino to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Avery Gallo out at second base. Blubber Hicks out at first base.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ Enzo Howard pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a ground ball to 3B Avery Gallo.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds into a force out, SS Casey Maier to 2B Blubber Hicks. Jack Mitchell out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds into a double play, 2B Blubber Hicks to 1B Polycarp Wakefield. Test Ragequit out at second base. Michael Aquino out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Koala Polyshchuk strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Edith Greenberg (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Edith Greenberg hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Edith Greenberg doubles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 The 💩 Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP3 Bonnie Järvinen remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Ominous Cameron (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ominous Cameron strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Roger Eriksen hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Roger Eriksen lines out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🛰️ SP3 Enzo Howard is leaving the game. 🛰️ RP3 Kenneth Groß takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 PO)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker homers on a fly ball to left field!
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🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Muffinman Nelson vs. 🛰️ Frank Darlington.
Who can Consume the most 🍇 bunches of grapes? Go!
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💩 Muffinman Nelson Consumes 23 bunches of grapes!
🛰️ Frank Darlington Consumes 27 bunches of grapes!
Score: 23 - 27
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💩 Muffinman Nelson Consumes 17 bunches of grapes!
🛰️ Frank Darlington Consumes 17 bunches of grapes!
Score: 40 - 44
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💩 Muffinman Nelson Consumes 11 bunches of grapes!
🛰️ Frank Darlington Consumes 15 bunches of grapes!
Score: 51 - 59
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The winner with 59 🍇 bunches of grapes Consumed is 🛰️ Frank Darlington!
🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters receives 🪙 59, and win a 🧢 Ghastly Skull Cap.
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 51.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Mia Wen grounds out, P Kenneth Groß to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess doubles on a line drive to CF Ominous Cameron. Cheng Weeks to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Carlton Chand singles on a line drive to CF Ominous Cameron. Cheng Weeks scores! Purple Hess to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Harrison Novikov is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Carlton Chand to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to left field. 📣 A cheer rips through the park!
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to LF Roger Eriksen. Purple Hess scores! Carlton Chand to third base. Harrison Novikov to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit strikes out swinging. 📣 You can barely hear the announcer!
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 4, 1 SO, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 F)
🔗 Casey Maier hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Casey Maier lines out to 3B Michael Aquino.
🔗 Now batting: Katrina Kramer (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Katrina Kramer strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Polycarp Wakefield grounds out, P Bonnie Järvinen to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players defeated 🛰️ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters. Final score: 9-0