π π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters vs π© Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
π π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters Enzo Howard vs. π© Shit Baseball Players Bonnie JΓ€rvinen
π
1. LF Roger Eriksen
2. SS Casey Maier
3. DH Katrina Kramer
4. 1B Polycarp Wakefield
5. 3B Avery Gallo
6. 2B Blubber Hicks
7. C Koala Polyshchuk
8. RF Edith Greenberg
9. CF Ominous Cameron
π
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. 2B Mia Wen
5. CF Cheng Weeks
6. C Purple Hess
7. LF Carlton Chand
8. DH Harrison Novikov
9. RF Jack Mitchell
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Roger Eriksen hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Roger Eriksen pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Casey Maier hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Casey Maier lines out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Katrina Kramer hits a popup to third base.
π Katrina Kramer pops out to 3B Michael Aquino.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ Enzo Howard pitching.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to center field.
π Test Ragequit flies out to CF Ominous Cameron.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Michael Aquino hits a line drive to right field.
π Michael Aquino reaches on a fielding error by RF Edith Greenberg.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to left field.
π Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to LF Roger Eriksen. Michael Aquino to third base.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (1st PA of game)
π Mia Wen hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mia Wen grounds out, 2B Blubber Hicks to 1B Polycarp Wakefield. Michael Aquino scores! Bloop Wanamaker to second base.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to left field. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Cheng Weeks doubles on a line drive to LF Roger Eriksen. Bloop Wanamaker scores!
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
π Purple Hess hits a fly ball to center field.
π Purple Hess homers on a fly ball to center field! Cheng Weeks scores!
π
π½οΈ Consumption Contest! π© Michael Aquino vs. π°οΈ Patrick Asante.
Who can Consume the most π‘ skewers of dango? Go!
π
π© Michael Aquino Consumes 21 skewers of dango!
π°οΈ Patrick Asante Consumes 17 skewers of dango!
Score: 21 - 17
π
π© Michael Aquino Consumes 14 skewers of dango!
π°οΈ Patrick Asante Consumes 23 skewers of dango!
Score: 35 - 40
π
π© Michael Aquino Consumes 26 skewers of dango!
π°οΈ Patrick Asante Consumes 17 skewers of dango!
Score: 61 - 57
π
The winner with 61 π‘ skewers of dango Consumed is π© Michael Aquino!
π© Shit Baseball Players receives πͺ 61, and win a π Due Grasshopper T-Shirt.
π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters receives πͺ 57.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
π Carlton Chand hits a line drive to center field.
π Carlton Chand lines out to CF Ominous Cameron.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Polycarp Wakefield hits a line drive to left field.
π Polycarp Wakefield singles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Avery Gallo (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Avery Gallo grounds into a force out, P Bonnie JΓ€rvinen to 2B Mia Wen. Polycarp Wakefield out at second.
π Now batting: Blubber Hicks (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Blubber Hicks strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Avery Gallo is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ Enzo Howard pitching.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Harrison Novikov walks.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jack Mitchell homers on a fly ball to right field! Harrison Novikov scores!
π
π½οΈ Consumption Contest! π© Thais Hotdog vs. π°οΈ Ana Wilson.
Who can Consume the most π‘ skewers of dango? Go!
π
π© Thais Hotdog Consumes 26 skewers of dango!
π°οΈ Ana Wilson Consumes 19 skewers of dango!
Score: 26 - 19
π
π© Thais Hotdog Consumes 19 skewers of dango!
π°οΈ Ana Wilson Consumes 14 skewers of dango!
Score: 45 - 33
π
π© Thais Hotdog Consumes 15 skewers of dango!
π°οΈ Ana Wilson Consumes 16 skewers of dango!
Score: 60 - 49
π
The winner with 60 π‘ skewers of dango Consumed is π© Thais Hotdog!
π© Shit Baseball Players receives πͺ 60, and win a π§’ Intelligent Tears Cap.
π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters receives πͺ 49.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Test Ragequit is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Bloop Wanamaker pops out to SS Casey Maier.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (1 GO)
π Mia Wen hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mia Wen singles on a ground ball to 3B Avery Gallo. Test Ragequit to second base.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Cheng Weeks grounds out, P Enzo Howard to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Koala Polyshchuk hits a fly ball to center field.
π Koala Polyshchuk flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Edith Greenberg (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Edith Greenberg hits a line drive to left field.
π Edith Greenberg doubles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Ominous Cameron (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ominous Cameron strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Roger Eriksen walks.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Casey Maier hits a fly ball to right field.
π Casey Maier flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ Enzo Howard pitching.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Purple Hess hits a ground ball to second base.
π Purple Hess grounds out, 2B Blubber Hicks to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Carlton Chand walks.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Harrison Novikov hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Harrison Novikov grounds into a double play, SS Casey Maier to 1B Polycarp Wakefield. Carlton Chand out at second base. Harrison Novikov out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Katrina Kramer hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Katrina Kramer grounds out, P Bonnie JΓ€rvinen to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Polycarp Wakefield hits a ground ball to second base.
π Polycarp Wakefield grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Avery Gallo (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to first base.
π Avery Gallo grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ Enzo Howard pitching.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jack Mitchell flies out to RF Edith Greenberg.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to third base.
π Test Ragequit grounds out, 3B Avery Gallo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.
π Michael Aquino grounds out, 3B Avery Gallo to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Blubber Hicks (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Blubber Hicks hits a ground ball to third base.
π Blubber Hicks grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Koala Polyshchuk hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Koala Polyshchuk grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Edith Greenberg (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Edith Greenberg strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ Enzo Howard pitching.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to second base.
π Bloop Wanamaker pops out to 2B Blubber Hicks.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mia Wen grounds out, SS Casey Maier to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Cheng Weeks hits a popup to first base.
π Cheng Weeks pops out to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Ominous Cameron (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ominous Cameron hits a ground ball to center field.
π Ominous Cameron singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Roger Eriksen strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Casey Maier hits a ground ball to third base.
π Casey Maier grounds into a force out, 3B Michael Aquino to SS Bloop Wanamaker. Ominous Cameron out at second.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2. Casey Maier steals second base!
π Katrina Kramer strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ Enzo Howard pitching.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Purple Hess strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Carlton Chand grounds out, SS Casey Maier to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Harrison Novikov strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Polycarp Wakefield hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Polycarp Wakefield grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Avery Gallo (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Avery Gallo hits a ground ball to right field.
π Avery Gallo singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
π Now batting: Blubber Hicks (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Blubber Hicks hits a ground ball to third base.
π Blubber Hicks grounds into a double play, 3B Michael Aquino to SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Test Ragequit. Avery Gallo out at second base. Blubber Hicks out at first base.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ Enzo Howard pitching.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jack Mitchell singles on a ground ball to 3B Avery Gallo.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Test Ragequit grounds into a force out, SS Casey Maier to 2B Blubber Hicks. Jack Mitchell out at second.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to second base.
π Michael Aquino grounds into a double play, 2B Blubber Hicks to 1B Polycarp Wakefield. Test Ragequit out at second base. Michael Aquino out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Koala Polyshchuk (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Koala Polyshchuk strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Edith Greenberg (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Edith Greenberg hits a line drive to right field.
π Edith Greenberg doubles on a line drive to RF Jack Mitchell.
π The π© Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
π SP3 Bonnie JΓ€rvinen remains in the game.
π Now batting: Ominous Cameron (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ominous Cameron strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Roger Eriksen (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Roger Eriksen hits a line drive to right field.
π Roger Eriksen lines out to RF Jack Mitchell.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π°οΈ SP3 Enzo Howard is leaving the game. π°οΈ RP3 Kenneth GroΓ takes the mound.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 PO)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Bloop Wanamaker homers on a fly ball to left field!
π
π½οΈ Consumption Contest! π© Muffinman Nelson vs. π°οΈ Frank Darlington.
Who can Consume the most π bunches of grapes? Go!
π
π© Muffinman Nelson Consumes 23 bunches of grapes!
π°οΈ Frank Darlington Consumes 27 bunches of grapes!
Score: 23 - 27
π
π© Muffinman Nelson Consumes 17 bunches of grapes!
π°οΈ Frank Darlington Consumes 17 bunches of grapes!
Score: 40 - 44
π
π© Muffinman Nelson Consumes 11 bunches of grapes!
π°οΈ Frank Darlington Consumes 15 bunches of grapes!
Score: 51 - 59
π
The winner with 59 π bunches of grapes Consumed is π°οΈ Frank Darlington!
π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters receives πͺ 59, and win a π§’ Ghastly Skull Cap.
π© Shit Baseball Players receives πͺ 51.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mia Wen grounds out, P Kenneth GroΓ to 1B Polycarp Wakefield.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
π Purple Hess doubles on a line drive to CF Ominous Cameron. Cheng Weeks to third base.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Carlton Chand hits a line drive to center field.
π Carlton Chand singles on a line drive to CF Ominous Cameron. Cheng Weeks scores! Purple Hess to third base.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Harrison Novikov is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Carlton Chand to second base.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to left field. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Jack Mitchell singles on a line drive to LF Roger Eriksen. Purple Hess scores! Carlton Chand to third base. Harrison Novikov to second base.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Test Ragequit strikes out swinging. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 4, 1 SO, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters batting. π© Bonnie JΓ€rvinen pitching.
π Now batting: Casey Maier (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Casey Maier hits a line drive to third base.
π Casey Maier lines out to 3B Michael Aquino.
π Now batting: Katrina Kramer (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Katrina Kramer strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Polycarp Wakefield (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Polycarp Wakefield hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Polycarp Wakefield grounds out, P Bonnie JΓ€rvinen to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π© Shit Baseball Players defeated π°οΈ Jupiter North Polar Orbiters. Final score: 9-0