π π© Shit Baseball Players vs 𧦠White Socks @ Cellular Field
π π© Shit Baseball Players Thais Hotdog vs. 𧦠White Socks Huan Amos
π
1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. 2B Mia Wen
5. CF Cheng Weeks
6. C Purple Hess
7. LF Carlton Chand
8. DH Harrison Novikov
9. RF Jack Mitchell
π
1. DH Jazzy Singles
2. C Faith Ellington
3. 3B Dawn Colliflower
4. RF Orlando Hansson
5. 2B Etta Tzi
6. 1B Beverly Fowler
7. SS Jiahao Kawaguchi
8. CF V. Moonshot
9. LF Ulian Lara
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Huan Amos pitching.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to center field.
π Test Ragequit flies out to CF V. Moonshot.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to third base.
π Michael Aquino singles on a ground ball to 3B Dawn Colliflower.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 3B Dawn Colliflower to 1B Beverly Fowler. Michael Aquino to second base.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Michael Aquino steals third base!
π Mia Wen hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mia Wen grounds out, 3B Dawn Colliflower to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Jazzy Singles (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jazzy Singles strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Faith Ellington (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Faith Ellington hits a ground ball to center field.
π Faith Ellington singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Dawn Colliflower (1st PA of game)
π Dawn Colliflower hits a line drive to center field.
π Dawn Colliflower doubles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks. Faith Ellington to third base.
π Now batting: Orlando Hansson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Orlando Hansson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Etta Tzi (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Etta Tzi hits a fly ball to left field. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Etta Tzi flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Huan Amos pitching.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to third base.
π Cheng Weeks grounds out, 3B Dawn Colliflower to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
π Purple Hess hits a fly ball to left field.
π Purple Hess flies out to LF Ulian Lara.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
π Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to second base.
π Carlton Chand grounds out, 2B Etta Tzi to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Beverly Fowler (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Beverly Fowler strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jiahao Kawaguchi (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jiahao Kawaguchi strikes out looking.
π Now batting: V. Moonshot (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π V. Moonshot hits a ground ball to right field.
π V. Moonshot doubles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
π Now batting: Ulian Lara (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ulian Lara strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Huan Amos pitching.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Harrison Novikov walks.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
π Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jack Mitchell grounds into a double play, 3B Dawn Colliflower to 2B Etta Tzi to 1B Beverly Fowler. Harrison Novikov out at second base. Jack Mitchell out at first base.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Test Ragequit hits a line drive to second base.
π Test Ragequit lines out to 2B Etta Tzi.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Jazzy Singles (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jazzy Singles hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jazzy Singles grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Faith Ellington (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Faith Ellington hits a line drive to center field.
π Faith Ellington singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Dawn Colliflower (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Dawn Colliflower hits a ground ball to second base.
π Dawn Colliflower grounds into a double play, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Test Ragequit. Faith Ellington out at second base. Dawn Colliflower out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Huan Amos pitching.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Michael Aquino grounds out, SS Jiahao Kawaguchi to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Jiahao Kawaguchi to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Mia Wen hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mia Wen flies out to CF V. Moonshot.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Orlando Hansson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Orlando Hansson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando Hansson flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: Etta Tzi (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Etta Tzi hits a ground ball to third base.
π Etta Tzi grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Beverly Fowler (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Beverly Fowler strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Huan Amos pitching.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Cheng Weeks grounds out, SS Jiahao Kawaguchi to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Purple Hess walks.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Carlton Chand walks. Purple Hess to second base.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Harrison Novikov strikes out looking. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jack Mitchell strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Jiahao Kawaguchi (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jiahao Kawaguchi hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jiahao Kawaguchi flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
π Now batting: V. Moonshot (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. V. Moonshot walks.
π Now batting: Ulian Lara (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ulian Lara walks. V. Moonshot to second base.
π Now batting: Jazzy Singles (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Jazzy Singles hits a fly ball to left field. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Jazzy Singles flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Faith Ellington (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Faith Ellington hits a popup to second base.
π Faith Ellington pops out to 2B Mia Wen.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Huan Amos pitching.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Test Ragequit singles on a ground ball to SS Jiahao Kawaguchi.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to second base.
π Michael Aquino grounds into a force out, 2B Etta Tzi to SS Jiahao Kawaguchi. Test Ragequit out at second.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds into a force out, P Huan Amos to SS Jiahao Kawaguchi. Michael Aquino out at second.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mia Wen grounds out, SS Jiahao Kawaguchi to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Dawn Colliflower (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Dawn Colliflower hits a ground ball to first base.
π Dawn Colliflower grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Orlando Hansson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Orlando Hansson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Etta Tzi (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Etta Tzi hits a line drive to left field.
π Etta Tzi doubles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand.
π The π© Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
π SP2 Thais Hotdog remains in the game.
π Now batting: Beverly Fowler (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Balk. Thais Hotdog dropped the ball. Etta Tzi to third base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Beverly Fowler strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Huan Amos pitching.
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Cheng Weeks hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Cheng Weeks pops out to SS Jiahao Kawaguchi.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Purple Hess hits a line drive to left field.
π Purple Hess doubles on a line drive to LF Ulian Lara.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Carlton Chand reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by SP2 Huan Amos. Purple Hess to third base. Throwing error by Huan Amos.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Harrison Novikov hits a line drive to center field.
π Harrison Novikov doubles on a line drive to CF V. Moonshot. Purple Hess scores! Carlton Chand scores!
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to center field.
π Jack Mitchell lines out to CF V. Moonshot.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Test Ragequit grounds out, P Huan Amos to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Jiahao Kawaguchi (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Jiahao Kawaguchi hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jiahao Kawaguchi flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
π Now batting: V. Moonshot (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π V. Moonshot hits a popup to the shortstop.
π V. Moonshot pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
π Now batting: Ulian Lara (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ulian Lara hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ulian Lara grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠SP2 Huan Amos is leaving the game. 𧦠RP2 Eizabeth ΓztΓΌrk takes the mound.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Michael Aquino hits a line drive to center field.
π Michael Aquino doubles on a line drive to CF V. Moonshot.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 F)
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Jiahao Kawaguchi to 1B Beverly Fowler. Michael Aquino to third base.
π Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Mia Wen hits a line drive to left field.
π Mia Wen singles on a line drive to LF Ulian Lara. Michael Aquino scores!
π Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mia Wen steals second base!
π Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to third base.
π Cheng Weeks grounds out, 3B Dawn Colliflower to 1B Beverly Fowler. Mia Wen to third base.
π Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Purple Hess hits a popup to second base.
π Purple Hess pops out to 2B Etta Tzi.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. 𧦠White Socks batting. π© Thais Hotdog pitching.
π Now batting: Jazzy Singles (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jazzy Singles strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Faith Ellington (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Faith Ellington is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Dawn Colliflower (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Dawn Colliflower walks. Faith Ellington to second base. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π The π© Shit Baseball Players manager is making a pitching change.
π SP2 Thais Hotdog is leaving the game. π© RP2 Cheezy Longoria takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando Hansson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Orlando Hansson hits a ground ball to left field. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Orlando Hansson singles on a ground ball to LF Carlton Chand. Faith Ellington to third base. Dawn Colliflower to second base.
π Now batting: Etta Tzi (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Etta Tzi hits a popup to the catcher.
π Etta Tzi pops out to C Purple Hess.
π Now batting: Beverly Fowler (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Beverly Fowler walks. Faith Ellington scores! Dawn Colliflower to third base. Orlando Hansson to second base.
π Now batting: Jiahao Kawaguchi (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jiahao Kawaguchi hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jiahao Kawaguchi flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. 𧦠Eizabeth ΓztΓΌrk pitching.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 FC)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Carlton Chand hits a line drive to center field.
π Carlton Chand singles on a line drive to CF V. Moonshot.
π Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Harrison Novikov hits a ground ball to first base.
π Harrison Novikov grounds out to 1B Beverly Fowler. Carlton Chand to second base.
π Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Jack Mitchell hits a popup to the shortstop. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Jack Mitchell pops out to SS Jiahao Kawaguchi.
π Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 4, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to first base.
π Test Ragequit grounds out to 1B Beverly Fowler.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π Start of the bottom of the 9th. 𧦠White Socks batting. RP2 Cheezy Longoria is leaving the game. π© CL Fatima Ceesay takes the mound.
π Now batting: V. Moonshot (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π V. Moonshot hits a fly ball to left field.
π V. Moonshot flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Ulian Lara (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ulian Lara hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ulian Lara grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
π Now batting: Jazzy Singles (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jazzy Singles walks.
π Now batting: Faith Ellington (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Faith Ellington hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Faith Ellington grounds out, P Fatima Ceesay to 1B Test Ragequit.
π End of the bottom of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π© Shit Baseball Players defeated 𧦠White Socks. Final score: 3-1