🔗 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards vs 💩 Shit Baseball Players @ Toilet Bowl Coliseum
🔗 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards Anna Calvo vs. 💩 Shit Baseball Players Thais Hotdog
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1. 3B Zephyr Pavlović
2. DH Makena Dillon
3. SS Bert Buchanan
4. LF Min-Jun Haynes
5. CF Kyrie Schulz
6. 1B Bobbie Roussel
7. 2B Rashid Pickering
8. C Lim Wallis
9. RF Pogo-Stick Arai
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1. 1B Test Ragequit
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. 2B Mia Wen
5. CF Cheng Weeks
6. C Purple Hess
7. LF Carlton Chand
8. DH Harrison Novikov
9. RF Jack Mitchell
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Zephyr Pavlović (1st PA of game)
🔗 Zephyr Pavlović hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Zephyr Pavlović flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Dillon (1st PA of game)
🔗 Makena Dillon hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Makena Dillon flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Bert Buchanan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bert Buchanan hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Bert Buchanan grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 Anna Calvo pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Test Ragequit doubles on a line drive to CF Kyrie Schulz.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to left field. 📣 The hometown faithful are loving this!
🔗 Michael Aquino singles on a ground ball to LF Min-Jun Haynes. Test Ragequit to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to right field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to RF Pogo-Stick Arai. Test Ragequit scores! Michael Aquino to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mia Wen grounds into a force out, SS Bert Buchanan unassisted. Bloop Wanamaker out at second. Michael Aquino to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2. 📣 The noise is overwhelming!
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks singles on a line drive to LF Min-Jun Haynes. Michael Aquino scores! Mia Wen to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 A huge cheer erupts!
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Purple Hess walks. Mia Wen to third base. Cheng Weeks to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 It's pure pandemonium!
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Carlton Chand strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The stands are rumbling!
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Harrison Novikov strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Haynes (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Min-Jun Haynes strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Schulz (1st PA of game)
🔗 Kyrie Schulz hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Kyrie Schulz doubles on a fly ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Bobbie Roussel (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Kyrie Schulz steals third base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Bobbie Roussel strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Rashid Pickering (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The bleachers are booming!
🔗 Ball 4. Rashid Pickering walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lim Wallis (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Lim Wallis strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 Anna Calvo pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to center field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a ground ball to CF Kyrie Schulz.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Test Ragequit grounds into a double play, SS Bert Buchanan to 2B Rashid Pickering to 1B Bobbie Roussel. Jack Mitchell out at second base. Test Ragequit out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Michael Aquino pops out to 2B Rashid Pickering.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Pogo-Stick Arai (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Pogo-Stick Arai strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Zephyr Pavlović (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Zephyr Pavlović strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Dillon (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Makena Dillon hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Makena Dillon grounds out to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 Anna Calvo pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker pops out to 2B Rashid Pickering.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Mia Wen hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mia Wen singles on a line drive to LF Min-Jun Haynes.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. Mia Wen steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out swinging. 📣 The home crowd is fired up!
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess doubles on a line drive to CF Kyrie Schulz. Mia Wen scores!
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul tip. 2-1.
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Carlton Chand grounds out, 2B Rashid Pickering to 1B Bobbie Roussel.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Bert Buchanan (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Bert Buchanan walks.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Haynes (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Min-Jun Haynes strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Schulz (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Kyrie Schulz hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Kyrie Schulz pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
🔗 Now batting: Bobbie Roussel (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Bobbie Roussel walks. Bert Buchanan to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Rashid Pickering (1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Rashid Pickering hits a fly ball to left field. 📣 It's pure pandemonium!
🔗 Rashid Pickering flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 Anna Calvo pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Harrison Novikov singles on a ground ball to 3B Zephyr Pavlović.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Harrison Novikov is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Test Ragequit doubles on a line drive to LF Min-Jun Haynes.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to right field. 📣 The stands are rumbling!
🔗 Michael Aquino singles on a line drive to RF Pogo-Stick Arai. Test Ragequit to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds into a force out, SS Bert Buchanan unassisted. Michael Aquino out at second.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Lim Wallis (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Lim Wallis hits a ground ball to center field.
🔗 Lim Wallis singles on a ground ball to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Pogo-Stick Arai (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Pogo-Stick Arai hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Pogo-Stick Arai grounds out, P Thais Hotdog to 1B Test Ragequit. Lim Wallis to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Zephyr Pavlović (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 The stadium erupts!
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Zephyr Pavlović strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Dillon (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Makena Dillon walks.
🔗 Now batting: Bert Buchanan (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Bert Buchanan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bert Buchanan grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 3B Michael Aquino. Lim Wallis out at third.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 Anna Calvo pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Mia Wen hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mia Wen lines out to LF Min-Jun Haynes.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks doubles on a line drive to LF Min-Jun Haynes.
🔗 The 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP2 Anna Calvo is leaving the game. 🦕 RP3 February Murray takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 The park vibrates with noise!
🔗 Purple Hess strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Carlton Chand grounds out, SS Bert Buchanan to 1B Bobbie Roussel.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Haynes (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Min-Jun Haynes hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Min-Jun Haynes grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Schulz (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Kyrie Schulz strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Bobbie Roussel (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Bobbie Roussel hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Bobbie Roussel singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Rashid Pickering (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rashid Pickering hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Rashid Pickering flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 February Murray pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Harrison Novikov flies out to CF Kyrie Schulz.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Test Ragequit flies out to LF Min-Jun Haynes.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Lim Wallis (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Lim Wallis hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Lim Wallis grounds out, P Thais Hotdog to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Pogo-Stick Arai (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Pogo-Stick Arai hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Pogo-Stick Arai flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Zephyr Pavlović (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Zephyr Pavlović strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 February Murray pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Michael Aquino homers on a fly ball to left field!
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🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Muffinman Nelson vs. 🦕 Anna Calvo.
Who can Consume the most 🍿 buckets of popcorn? Go!
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💩 Muffinman Nelson Consumes 20 buckets of popcorn!
🦕 Anna Calvo Consumes 29 buckets of popcorn!
Score: 20 - 29
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💩 Muffinman Nelson Consumes 18 buckets of popcorn!
🦕 Anna Calvo Consumes 17 buckets of popcorn!
Score: 38 - 46
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💩 Muffinman Nelson Consumes 21 buckets of popcorn!
🦕 Anna Calvo Consumes 14 buckets of popcorn!
Score: 59 - 60
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The winner with 60 🍿 buckets of popcorn Consumed is 🦕 Anna Calvo!
🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards receives 🪙 60, and win a 🧿 Tart Minds Slugger's Charm.
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 59.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 F)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a line drive to LF Min-Jun Haynes.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 3, 1 F, 1 1B, 1 LO)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Mia Wen flies out to RF Pogo-Stick Arai. Bloop Wanamaker to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Cheng Weeks grounds out, SS Bert Buchanan to 1B Bobbie Roussel. Bloop Wanamaker to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
🔗 Purple Hess flies out to CF Kyrie Schulz.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Dillon (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Makena Dillon walks.
🔗 Now batting: Bert Buchanan (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 F)
🔗 Bert Buchanan hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Bert Buchanan flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Min-Jun Haynes (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Min-Jun Haynes is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Makena Dillon to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Kyrie Schulz (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Kyrie Schulz hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Kyrie Schulz grounds into a force out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 3B Michael Aquino. Makena Dillon out at third. Min-Jun Haynes to second base. Kyrie Schulz to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Bobbie Roussel (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Bobbie Roussel walks. Min-Jun Haynes to third base. Kyrie Schulz to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Rashid Pickering (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Rashid Pickering is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Min-Jun Haynes scores! Kyrie Schulz to third base. Bobbie Roussel to second base.
🔗 The 💩 Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 SP2 Thais Hotdog remains in the game.
🔗 Now batting: Lim Wallis (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Lim Wallis hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Lim Wallis flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🦕 February Murray pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Carlton Chand singles on a ground ball to P February Murray.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Harrison Novikov homers on a line drive to right field! Carlton Chand scores!
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🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Leilani Valenzuela vs. 🦕 Harry Min.
Who can Consume the most 🍜 bowls of ramen? Go!
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💩 Leilani Valenzuela Consumes 23 bowls of ramen!
🦕 Harry Min Consumes 19 bowls of ramen!
Score: 23 - 19
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💩 Leilani Valenzuela Consumes 21 bowls of ramen!
🦕 Harry Min Consumes 16 bowls of ramen!
Score: 44 - 35
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💩 Leilani Valenzuela Consumes 15 bowls of ramen!
🦕 Harry Min Consumes 26 bowls of ramen!
Score: 59 - 61
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The winner with 61 🍜 bowls of ramen Consumed is 🦕 Harry Min!
🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards receives 🪙 61, and win a 👟 Bright Fool Sneakers.
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 59.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell homers on a fly ball to left field!
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🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Carlton Chand vs. 🦕 Lawrence Okubo.
Who can Consume the most 🧄 bulbs of garlic? Go!
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💩 Carlton Chand Consumes 16 bulbs of garlic!
🦕 Lawrence Okubo Consumes 16 bulbs of garlic!
Score: 16 - 16
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💩 Carlton Chand Consumes 25 bulbs of garlic!
🦕 Lawrence Okubo Consumes 17 bulbs of garlic!
Score: 41 - 33
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💩 Carlton Chand Consumes 21 bulbs of garlic!
🦕 Lawrence Okubo Consumes 16 bulbs of garlic!
Score: 62 - 49
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The winner with 62 🧄 bulbs of garlic Consumed is 💩 Carlton Chand!
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 62, and win a 🧢 Slight Timberwolves Cap.
🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards receives 🪙 49.
🔗 Now batting: Test Ragequit (2 for 4, 2 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Test Ragequit hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Test Ragequit singles on a fly ball to RF Pogo-Stick Arai.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 PO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2. Test Ragequit steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The home crowd is fired up!
🔗 Ball 4. Michael Aquino walks.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 PO, 1 F)
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker doubles on a line drive to 3B Zephyr Pavlović. Test Ragequit scores! Michael Aquino to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 4, 1 F, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Michael Aquino is caught stealing home.
🔗 Ball. 3-0. 📣 Fans wave their arms wildly!
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Mia Wen walks.
🔗 The 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards manager is making a mound visit.
🔗 RP3 February Murray is leaving the game. 🦕 RP2 Hardly McNally takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 You can barely hear the announcer!
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Cheng Weeks walks. Bloop Wanamaker to third base. Mia Wen to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 The hometown fans roar!
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Kyrie Schulz. Bloop Wanamaker scores! Mia Wen to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (1 for 4, 1 SO, 2 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Carlton Chand pops out to SS Bert Buchanan.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards batting. 💩 Thais Hotdog pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Pogo-Stick Arai (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Pogo-Stick Arai hits a ground ball to the catcher.
🔗 Pogo-Stick Arai grounds out, C Purple Hess to 1B Test Ragequit.
🔗 Now batting: Zephyr Pavlović (0 for 4, 1 FO, 3 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Zephyr Pavlović hits a ground ball to left field.
🔗 Zephyr Pavlović singles on a ground ball to LF Carlton Chand.
🔗 Now batting: Makena Dillon (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 2 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Makena Dillon strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bert Buchanan (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 F, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Bert Buchanan strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players defeated 🦕 Fuckersberg Big Lizards. Final score: 9-1