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🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players vs 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives @ Distortion Department Dome

• Set home team to name: "Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives", emoji: "👁️"
• Set away team to name: "Shit Baseball Players", emoji: "💩"
• Set stadium name to Distortion Department Dome

🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players Purple Thomsen vs. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives Dara Lotor

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Dara Lotor"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Purple Thomsen"

🔗 1. 1B Alan Giles
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. 2B Mia Wen
5. CF Cheng Weeks
6. C Purple Hess
7. LF Carlton Chand
8. DH Harrison Novikov
9. RF Jack Mitchell

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Alan Giles", place: "1B"
  - name: "Michael Aquino", place: "3B"
  - name: "Bloop Wanamaker", place: "SS"
  - name: "Mia Wen", place: "2B"
  - name: "Cheng Weeks", place: "CF"
  - name: "Purple Hess", place: "C"
  - name: "Carlton Chand", place: "LF"
  - name: "Harrison Novikov", place: "DH"
  - name: "Jack Mitchell", place: "RF"

🔗 1. RF Chris Vaillanueva
2. DH Patrick Tanabe
3. SS Doodles Whittaker
4. C Delilah Bondarenko
5. 3B Trevor Ferreira
6. 1B Paula Foster
7. 2B Manuel Palmer
8. CF Chantria Goossens
9. LF Ziggy Vasquez

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Chris Vaillanueva", place: "RF"
  - name: "Patrick Tanabe", place: "DH"
  - name: "Doodles Whittaker", place: "SS"
  - name: "Delilah Bondarenko", place: "C"
  - name: "Trevor Ferreira", place: "3B"
  - name: "Paula Foster", place: "1B"
  - name: "Manuel Palmer", place: "2B"
  - name: "Chantria Goossens", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ziggy Vasquez", place: "LF"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Dara Lotor pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Dara Lotor

🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Alan Giles hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Alan Giles homers on a fly ball to left field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Purple Thomsen vs. 👁️ Marlene Taylor.
Who can Consume the most 🍿 buckets of popcorn? Go!

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 💩 Purple Thomsen Consumes 17 buckets of popcorn!
👁️ Marlene Taylor Consumes 28 buckets of popcorn!
Score: 17 - 28

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 💩 Purple Thomsen Consumes 28 buckets of popcorn!
👁️ Marlene Taylor Consumes 16 buckets of popcorn!
Score: 45 - 44

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 💩 Purple Thomsen Consumes 17 buckets of popcorn!
👁️ Marlene Taylor Consumes 14 buckets of popcorn!
Score: 62 - 58

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 The winner with 62 🍿 buckets of popcorn Consumed is 💩 Purple Thomsen!
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 62, and win a 👟 Ticklish Plain Sneakers.
👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives receives 🪙 58.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out to CF Chantria Goossens.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Mia Wen grounds out, SS Doodles Whittaker to 1B Paula Foster.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Chris Vaillanueva (1st PA of game)

🔗 Chris Vaillanueva hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Chris Vaillanueva flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Patrick Tanabe (1st PA of game)

🔗 Patrick Tanabe hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Patrick Tanabe grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Doodles Whittaker (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Doodles Whittaker walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Bondarenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Doodles Whittaker didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Doodles Whittaker didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Doodles Whittaker didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Doodles Whittaker didn't move from First

🔗 Ball 4. Delilah Bondarenko walks. Doodles Whittaker to second base. 📣 A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!

• Runners out: []
• Doodles Whittaker advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Trevor Ferreira (1st PA of game)

🔗 Trevor Ferreira hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Trevor Ferreira singles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand. Doodles Whittaker scores! Delilah Bondarenko to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Doodles Whittaker scored
• Delilah Bondarenko advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Paula Foster (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second
• Trevor Ferreira didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second
• Trevor Ferreira didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 Cheers cascade from every section!

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second
• Trevor Ferreira didn't move from First

🔗 Paula Foster hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Paula Foster pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second
• Trevor Ferreira didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Dara Lotor pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Dara Lotor

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Cheng Weeks is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)

🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Purple Hess flies out to CF Chantria Goossens.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Foul tip. Carlton Chand strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from First

🔗 Ball 4. Harrison Novikov walks. Cheng Weeks to second base. 📣 The stadium swells with cheers!

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Second
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Second
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Jack Mitchell flies out to RF Chris Vaillanueva.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Second
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Manuel Palmer (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Manuel Palmer hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Manuel Palmer grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Chantria Goossens (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Chantria Goossens hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Chantria Goossens grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ziggy Vasquez (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ziggy Vasquez hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Ziggy Vasquez grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Dara Lotor pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Dara Lotor

🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Alan Giles hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Alan Giles grounds out, 3B Trevor Ferreira to 1B Paula Foster.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, P Dara Lotor to 1B Paula Foster.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out to CF Chantria Goossens.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Chris Vaillanueva (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Chris Vaillanueva hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Chris Vaillanueva singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Patrick Tanabe (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 Patrick Tanabe strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Doodles Whittaker (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Chris Vaillanueva steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from Second

🔗 Doodles Whittaker hits a popup to the pitcher. 📣 The cheers drown out everything else!

🔗 Doodles Whittaker pops out to P Purple Thomsen.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Bondarenko (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from Second

🔗 Balk. Purple Thomsen dropped the ball. Chris Vaillanueva to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva advanced from Second to third

🔗 Ball. 3-0. 📣 Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from Third

🔗 Delilah Bondarenko hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Delilah Bondarenko grounds out to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Dara Lotor pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Dara Lotor

🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mia Wen strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Purple Hess grounds out, 2B Manuel Palmer to 1B Paula Foster.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Trevor Ferreira (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Trevor Ferreira strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Paula Foster (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Paula Foster hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Paula Foster grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Manuel Palmer (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Manuel Palmer hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Manuel Palmer grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Dara Lotor pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Dara Lotor

🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Carlton Chand walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 BB)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a ground ball to right field.

🔗 Harrison Novikov singles on a ground ball to RF Chris Vaillanueva. Carlton Chand to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The entire ballpark is rocking!

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand didn't move from Second
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand didn't move from Second
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand didn't move from Second
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 Jack Mitchell strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand didn't move from Second
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)

🔗 Alan Giles hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Alan Giles flies out to CF Chantria Goossens. Carlton Chand to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand advanced from Second to third
• Harrison Novikov didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Michael Aquino homers on a fly ball to right field! Carlton Chand scores! Harrison Novikov scores!

• Runners out: []
• Carlton Chand scored
• Harrison Novikov scored

🔗 🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Cheezy Longoria vs. 👁️ Paula Foster.
Who can Consume the most 🍡 skewers of dango? Go!

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 💩 Cheezy Longoria Consumes 14 skewers of dango!
👁️ Paula Foster Consumes 21 skewers of dango!
Score: 14 - 21

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 💩 Cheezy Longoria Consumes 18 skewers of dango!
👁️ Paula Foster Consumes 18 skewers of dango!
Score: 32 - 39

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 💩 Cheezy Longoria Consumes 18 skewers of dango!
👁️ Paula Foster Consumes 22 skewers of dango!
Score: 50 - 61

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 The winner with 61 🍡 skewers of dango Consumed is 👁️ Paula Foster!
👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives receives 🪙 61, and win a 💍 Continued Sector Ring.
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 50.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 2 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out to RF Chris Vaillanueva.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Chantria Goossens (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Chantria Goossens hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Chantria Goossens flies out to CF Cheng Weeks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ziggy Vasquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ziggy Vasquez hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ziggy Vasquez grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Chris Vaillanueva (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Chris Vaillanueva strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Dara Lotor pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Dara Lotor

🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to left field.

🔗 Mia Wen singles on a ground ball to LF Ziggy Vasquez.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mia Wen didn't move from First

🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Cheng Weeks triples on a fly ball to LF Ziggy Vasquez. Mia Wen scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mia Wen scored

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third

🔗 Purple Hess hits a popup to the catcher.

🔗 Purple Hess pops out to C Delilah Bondarenko.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third

🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third

🔗 Carlton Chand is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third

🔗 The 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives manager is making a mound visit.

🔗 SP4 Dara Lotor is leaving the game. 👁️ RP1 Irene Möller takes the mound.

• Arriving pitcher Some("👁\u{fe0f}") Irene Möller with place Some(ReliefPitcher(Some(1)))
• Incrementing pitcher_count as None SP4 Dara Lotor is replaced by Irene Möller.

🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third
• Carlton Chand didn't move from First

🔗 Harrison Novikov strikes out looking. Carlton Chand is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Cheng Weeks didn't move from Third
• Carlton Chand caught stealing

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Patrick Tanabe (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Patrick Tanabe hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Patrick Tanabe grounds out, P Purple Thomsen to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Doodles Whittaker (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)

🔗 Doodles Whittaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Doodles Whittaker grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Bondarenko (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Delilah Bondarenko hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Delilah Bondarenko singles on a line drive to CF Cheng Weeks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Trevor Ferreira (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2. Delilah Bondarenko steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball 4. Trevor Ferreira walks. 📣 The cheering is relentless!

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Paula Foster (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second
• Trevor Ferreira didn't move from First

🔗 Paula Foster hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Paula Foster pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Bondarenko didn't move from Second
• Trevor Ferreira didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Irene Möller pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Irene Möller

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jack Mitchell doubles on a line drive to LF Ziggy Vasquez.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Alan Giles hits a ground ball to center field.

🔗 Alan Giles singles on a ground ball to CF Chantria Goossens. Jack Mitchell to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 3, 3 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell didn't move from Third
• Alan Giles didn't move from First

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to center field.

🔗 Bloop Wanamaker singles on a ground ball to CF Chantria Goossens. Jack Mitchell scores! Alan Giles to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Jack Mitchell scored
• Alan Giles advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Alan Giles didn't move from Third
• Bloop Wanamaker didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Alan Giles didn't move from Third
• Bloop Wanamaker didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Alan Giles didn't move from Third
• Bloop Wanamaker didn't move from First

🔗 Mia Wen strikes out swinging. Bloop Wanamaker steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Alan Giles didn't move from Third
• Bloop Wanamaker stole second

🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 SO, 1 3B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Alan Giles didn't move from Third
• Bloop Wanamaker didn't move from Second

🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Cheng Weeks lines out to RF Chris Vaillanueva.

• Runners out: []
• Alan Giles didn't move from Third
• Bloop Wanamaker didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Manuel Palmer (0 for 2, 2 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Manuel Palmer walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Chantria Goossens (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Manuel Palmer didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Manuel Palmer didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Manuel Palmer didn't move from First

🔗 Chantria Goossens hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Chantria Goossens grounds into a force out, 3B Michael Aquino to 2B Mia Wen. Manuel Palmer out at second.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Manuel Palmer", base: Second }]
• Manuel Palmer out at second

🔗 Now batting: Ziggy Vasquez (0 for 2, 2 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from First

🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from First

🔗 Ziggy Vasquez strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Chris Vaillanueva (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from First

🔗 Chris Vaillanueva hits a ground ball to right field.

🔗 Chris Vaillanueva singles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell. Chantria Goossens to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Patrick Tanabe (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from Third
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from Third
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from Third
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 Patrick Tanabe strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Chantria Goossens didn't move from Third
• Chris Vaillanueva didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Irene Möller pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Irene Möller

🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Purple Hess strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Carlton Chand hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Carlton Chand pops out to 3B Trevor Ferreira.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Harrison Novikov flies out to LF Ziggy Vasquez.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Doodles Whittaker (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Doodles Whittaker strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Bondarenko (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Delilah Bondarenko hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Delilah Bondarenko homers on a fly ball to center field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 🍽️ Consumption Contest! 👁️ Paula Foster vs. 💩 Jim Conteh.
Who can Consume the most 🌯 XL burritos? Go!

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 👁️ Paula Foster Consumes 23 XL burritos!
💩 Jim Conteh Consumes 13 XL burritos!
Score: 23 - 13

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 👁️ Paula Foster Consumes 23 XL burritos!
💩 Jim Conteh Consumes 14 XL burritos!
Score: 46 - 27

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 👁️ Paula Foster Consumes 17 XL burritos!
💩 Jim Conteh Consumes 11 XL burritos!
Score: 63 - 38

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 The winner with 63 🌯 XL burritos Consumed is 👁️ Paula Foster!
👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives receives 🪙 63, and win a 🥾 Safe Punishment Slugger's Cleats.
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 38.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: event type "Weather_Consumption" not recognized
  

🔗 Now batting: Trevor Ferreira (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Trevor Ferreira strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Paula Foster (0 for 3, 2 PO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Paula Foster hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Paula Foster grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 👁️ Irene Möller pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 👁️ Irene Möller

🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Jack Mitchell flies out to LF Ziggy Vasquez.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (2 for 4, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Alan Giles hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Alan Giles grounds out, P Irene Möller to 1B Paula Foster.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 GO, 1 HR)

🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out, P Irene Möller to 1B Paula Foster.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 9 (with score 6-2)

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives batting. 💩 Purple Thomsen pitching.

• Not incrementing pitcher_count on returning pitcher 💩 Purple Thomsen

🔗 Now batting: Manuel Palmer (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)

🔗 Manuel Palmer hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Manuel Palmer flies out to LF Carlton Chand.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Chantria Goossens (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 F)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Chantria Goossens strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ziggy Vasquez (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ziggy Vasquez hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ziggy Vasquez grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Alan Giles.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.

• Game ended after the bottom of the 9 because the score was not tied (6-2)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players defeated 👁️ Dias d'Ávila Distortion Detectives. Final score: 6-2