🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players vs 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths @ Burning Blessing Grounds
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players Bonnie Järvinen vs. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths Larry Northrop
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1. 1B Alan Giles
2. 3B Michael Aquino
3. SS Bloop Wanamaker
4. 2B Mia Wen
5. CF Cheng Weeks
6. C Purple Hess
7. LF Carlton Chand
8. DH Harrison Novikov
9. RF Jack Mitchell
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1. 2B M. Kavanagh
2. CF Ivan Møller
3. 1B Sandra Groß
4. 3B Rollie Major
5. RF Madison Hartford
6. C Fizz Snider
7. SS Xiaodong l'Antern
8. DH Douglas Gruber
9. LF Dandy Vera
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1st PA of game)
🔗 Alan Giles hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Alan Giles doubles on a line drive to LF Dandy Vera.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Michael Aquino grounds out to 1B Sandra Groß. Alan Giles to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to second base. 📣 Noise rains down from the seats!
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 2B M. Kavanagh to 1B Sandra Groß. Alan Giles scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Mia Wen lines out to CF Ivan Møller.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: M. Kavanagh (1st PA of game)
🔗 M. Kavanagh hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 M. Kavanagh flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
🔗 Now batting: Ivan Møller (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ivan Møller hits a ground ball to right field.
🔗 Ivan Møller doubles on a ground ball to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Sandra Groß (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The home faithful go berserk!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Sandra Groß hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Sandra Groß grounds out, 2B Mia Wen to 1B Alan Giles. Ivan Møller to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Major (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Rollie Major strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a line drive to second base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks lines out to 2B M. Kavanagh.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1st PA of game)
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Purple Hess singles on a fly ball to RF Madison Hartford.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Purple Hess steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 It's pure pandemonium!
🔗 Ball 4. Carlton Chand walks.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Harrison Novikov strikes out swinging. 📣 They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to left field.
🔗 Jack Mitchell singles on a ground ball to LF Dandy Vera. Purple Hess scores! Carlton Chand to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1. 📣 The supporters fuel their team!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Alan Giles strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Madison Hartford (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Madison Hartford strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Fizz Snider (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Fizz Snider strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaodong l'Antern (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Xiaodong l'Antern walks.
🔗 Now batting: Douglas Gruber (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Douglas Gruber hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Douglas Gruber singles on a ground ball to 2B Mia Wen. Xiaodong l'Antern to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Dandy Vera (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Douglas Gruber is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Michael Aquino strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mia Wen grounds out, 3B Rollie Major to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Dandy Vera (1st PA of game)
🔗 Dandy Vera is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: M. Kavanagh (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 M. Kavanagh strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ivan Møller (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ivan Møller strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Sandra Groß (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Sandra Groß strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Cheng Weeks grounds out, 2B M. Kavanagh to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Purple Hess flies out to CF Ivan Møller.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Carlton Chand walks.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Carlton Chand steals second base! 📣 The cheers echo off the walls!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. Carlton Chand steals third base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Harrison Novikov walks.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a popup to the pitcher.
🔗 Jack Mitchell pops out to P Larry Northrop.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Major (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Rollie Major strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Madison Hartford (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Madison Hartford is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Fizz Snider (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Fizz Snider hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Fizz Snider grounds into a double play, 3B Michael Aquino to 2B Mia Wen to 1B Alan Giles. Madison Hartford out at second base. Fizz Snider out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Alan Giles hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Alan Giles grounds out, 3B Rollie Major to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Michael Aquino walks.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Michael Aquino is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker flies out to CF Ivan Møller.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaodong l'Antern (1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Xiaodong l'Antern strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Douglas Gruber (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Douglas Gruber walks.
🔗 Now batting: Dandy Vera (1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Dandy Vera strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: M. Kavanagh (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 M. Kavanagh hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 M. Kavanagh grounds into a force out, 1B Alan Giles to SS Bloop Wanamaker. Douglas Gruber out at second.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mia Wen hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mia Wen grounds out, SS Xiaodong l'Antern to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Cheng Weeks hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Cheng Weeks homers on a fly ball to left field!
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🍽️ Consumption Contest! 💩 Michael Aquino vs. 🐉 Akiro Shala.
Who can Consume the most 🥨 mega pretzels? Go!
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💩 Michael Aquino Consumes 24 mega pretzels!
🐉 Akiro Shala Consumes 14 mega pretzels!
Score: 24 - 14
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💩 Michael Aquino Consumes 20 mega pretzels!
🐉 Akiro Shala Consumes 21 mega pretzels!
Score: 44 - 35
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💩 Michael Aquino Consumes 20 mega pretzels!
🐉 Akiro Shala Consumes 22 mega pretzels!
Score: 64 - 57
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The winner with 64 🥨 mega pretzels Consumed is 💩 Michael Aquino!
💩 Shit Baseball Players receives 🪙 64, and win a 👕 Accessible Demos T-Shirt.
🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths receives 🪙 57.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds out, P Larry Northrop to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (2 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Carlton Chand grounds out, SS Xiaodong l'Antern to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Ivan Møller (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ivan Møller hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Ivan Møller flies out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 Now batting: Sandra Groß (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Sandra Groß hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Sandra Groß grounds out to 1B Alan Giles.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Major (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Rollie Major hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rollie Major grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Alan Giles.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Harrison Novikov grounds out, SS Xiaodong l'Antern to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Jack Mitchell (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jack Mitchell hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Jack Mitchell grounds out to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Alan Giles (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Alan Giles hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Alan Giles grounds out, SS Xiaodong l'Antern to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Madison Hartford (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Madison Hartford strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Fizz Snider (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Fizz Snider hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Fizz Snider lines out to CF Cheng Weeks.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaodong l'Antern (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Xiaodong l'Antern hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Xiaodong l'Antern lines out to RF Jack Mitchell.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Michael Aquino hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Michael Aquino lines out to CF Ivan Møller.
🔗 Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, P Larry Northrop to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Mia Wen (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Mia Wen walks.
🔗 Now batting: Cheng Weeks (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Cheng Weeks strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Douglas Gruber (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Douglas Gruber strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Dandy Vera (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Dandy Vera hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Dandy Vera grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Alan Giles.
🔗 Now batting: M. Kavanagh (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. M. Kavanagh walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ivan Møller (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ivan Møller hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ivan Møller flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 💩 Shit Baseball Players batting. 🐉 Larry Northrop pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Purple Hess (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Purple Hess hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Purple Hess grounds out, 2B M. Kavanagh to 1B Sandra Groß.
🔗 Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Carlton Chand hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Carlton Chand flies out to RF Madison Hartford.
🔗 Now batting: Harrison Novikov (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Harrison Novikov hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Harrison Novikov pops out to SS Xiaodong l'Antern.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 9th. 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths batting. 💩 Bonnie Järvinen pitching.
🔗 Now batting: Sandra Groß (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Sandra Groß hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Sandra Groß grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Alan Giles.
🔗 Now batting: Rollie Major (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Rollie Major strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Madison Hartford (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Madison Hartford strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 💩 Shit Baseball Players defeated 🐉 Ormskirk Pernicious Pyre Oaths. Final score: 3-0