π π© Shit Baseball Players @ π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company
π π© Shit Baseball Players Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r vs. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company Razzmatazz Cheung
π
1. 1B Atem Alemayehu
2. LF Carlton Chand
3. 3B Michael Aquino
4. 2B Jon Ceng
5. CF Lisa Mertens
6. DH Robert Parra
7. C Marilyn Romanova
8. RF Edwin Musial
9. SS Bloop Wanamaker
π
1. DH Loretta Tuigamala
2. 1B Alvin Keuchel
3. CF Xiaodong HaliloviΔ
4. C Theodore Slater
5. SS Miles Ito
6. 2B Florence Habib
7. 3B Waddle Burgess
8. RF P. Smyth
9. LF Daniel Chapman
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Atem Alemayehu hits a line drive to right field.
π Atem Alemayehu lines out to RF P. Smyth.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Carlton Chand hits a line drive to left field.
π Carlton Chand triples on a line drive to LF Daniel Chapman.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Michael Aquino grounds out, SS Miles Ito to 1B Alvin Keuchel. Carlton Chand scores!
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jon Ceng struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r pitching.
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Loretta Tuigamala hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Loretta Tuigamala pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Alvin Keuchel hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Alvin Keuchel grounds out, P Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Xiaodong HaliloviΔ walks.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Theodore Slater hits a ground ball to first base.
π Theodore Slater grounds out to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Lisa Mertens (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lisa Mertens struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Robert Parra (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Robert Parra struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Marilyn Romanova struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r pitching.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Miles Ito hits a ground ball to left field.
π Miles Ito singles on a ground ball to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Florence Habib hits a ground ball to second base.
π Florence Habib grounded into a double play, 2B Jon Ceng to 1B Atem Alemayehu. Miles Ito out at second base. Florence Habib out at first base.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Waddle Burgess hits a fly ball to center field.
π Waddle Burgess flies out to CF Lisa Mertens.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Edwin Musial hits a popup to first base.
π Edwin Musial pops out to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Atem Alemayehu hits a ground ball to second base.
π Atem Alemayehu grounds out, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r pitching.
π Now batting: P. Smyth (1st PA of game)
π P. Smyth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π P. Smyth grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: Daniel Chapman (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Daniel Chapman hits a line drive to left field.
π Daniel Chapman singles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Loretta Tuigamala struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Daniel Chapman steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Alvin Keuchel walks.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ was hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Daniel Chapman to third base. Alvin Keuchel to second base.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Theodore Slater hits a ground ball to first base.
π Theodore Slater grounds out to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Carlton Chand struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to center field.
π Michael Aquino flies out to CF Xiaodong HaliloviΔ.
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jon Ceng walks.
π Now batting: Lisa Mertens (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lisa Mertens hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lisa Mertens flies out to LF Daniel Chapman.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r pitching.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Miles Ito struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Florence Habib hits a ground ball to second base.
π Florence Habib grounds out, 2B Jon Ceng to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Waddle Burgess hits a line drive to right field.
π Waddle Burgess lines out to RF Edwin Musial.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Robert Parra (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Robert Parra hits a ground ball to second base.
π Robert Parra grounds out, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Marilyn Romanova hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Marilyn Romanova grounds out, SS Miles Ito to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Edwin Musial struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r pitching.
π Now batting: P. Smyth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π P. Smyth hits a ground ball to first base.
π P. Smyth grounds out to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: Daniel Chapman (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Daniel Chapman hits a fly ball to left field.
π Daniel Chapman singles on a fly ball to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Loretta Tuigamala struck out looking.
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Alvin Keuchel struck out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Bloop Wanamaker flies out to LF Daniel Chapman.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Atem Alemayehu hits a ground ball to second base.
π Atem Alemayehu grounds out, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Carlton Chand walks.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Michael Aquino grounds into a force out, SS Miles Ito to 2B Florence Habib. Carlton Chand out at second.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r pitching.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (1 BB, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Theodore Slater hits a line drive to center field.
π Theodore Slater singles on a line drive to CF Lisa Mertens.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Miles Ito walks. Theodore Slater to second base.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Florence Habib hits a fly ball to left field.
π Florence Habib doubles on a fly ball to LF Carlton Chand. Theodore Slater scores! Miles Ito to third base.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Waddle Burgess hits a ground ball to third base.
π Waddle Burgess grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Atem Alemayehu. Miles Ito scores! Florence Habib to third base.
π Now batting: P. Smyth (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π P. Smyth hits a popup to the shortstop.
π P. Smyth pops out to SS Bloop Wanamaker.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Jon Ceng hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jon Ceng flies out to RF P. Smyth.
π Now batting: Lisa Mertens (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lisa Mertens hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lisa Mertens grounds out to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Robert Parra (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Robert Parra hits a ground ball to second base.
π Robert Parra grounds out, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r pitching.
π Now batting: Daniel Chapman (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Daniel Chapman hits a fly ball to center field.
π Daniel Chapman flies out to CF Lisa Mertens.
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Loretta Tuigamala walks.
π The π© Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Min-Jun MolnΓ‘r is leaving the game. RP Lewis Wolf takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alvin Keuchel struck out looking.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HBP, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ hits a ground ball to first base.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ grounds out to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Razzmatazz Cheung pitching.
π Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Marilyn Romanova hits a ground ball to third base.
π Marilyn Romanova grounds out, 3B Waddle Burgess to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Edwin Musial hits a ground ball to second base.
π Edwin Musial grounds out, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Miles Ito to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Lewis Wolf pitching.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Theodore Slater hits a ground ball to first base.
π Theodore Slater grounds out to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Miles Ito hits a fly ball to center field.
π Miles Ito doubles on a fly ball to CF Lisa Mertens.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Florence Habib hits a ground ball to second base.
π Florence Habib grounds out, 2B Jon Ceng to 1B Atem Alemayehu. Miles Ito to third base.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Waddle Burgess hits a line drive to left field.
π Waddle Burgess singles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand. Miles Ito scores!
π Now batting: P. Smyth (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π P. Smyth hits a ground ball to third base.
π P. Smyth grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. SP Razzmatazz Cheung is leaving the game. CL Noah Ferrari takes the mound.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Atem Alemayehu hits a line drive to right field.
π Atem Alemayehu singles on a line drive to RF P. Smyth.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to second base.
π Carlton Chand grounded into a double play, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel. Atem Alemayehu out at second base. Carlton Chand out at first base.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Michael Aquino walks.
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Jon Ceng hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jon Ceng grounds out, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company Alvin Keuchel received a π§’ Cap Delivery.
π π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company defeated π© Shit Baseball Players. Final score: 3-1