π π© Shit Baseball Players @ π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company
π π© Shit Baseball Players Brooke Vasileva vs. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company Luca DeGrom
π
1. 1B Atem Alemayehu
2. LF Carlton Chand
3. 3B Michael Aquino
4. 2B Jon Ceng
5. CF Lisa Mertens
6. DH Robert Parra
7. C Marilyn Romanova
8. RF Edwin Musial
9. SS Bloop Wanamaker
π
1. DH Loretta Tuigamala
2. 1B Alvin Keuchel
3. CF Xiaodong HaliloviΔ
4. C Theodore Slater
5. SS Miles Ito
6. 2B Florence Habib
7. 3B Waddle Burgess
8. RF P. Smyth
9. LF Daniel Chapman
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Luca DeGrom pitching.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Atem Alemayehu hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Atem Alemayehu grounds out, SS Miles Ito to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Carlton Chand hits a fly ball to right field.
π Carlton Chand flies out to RF P. Smyth.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Michael Aquino walks.
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jon Ceng hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jon Ceng homers on a fly ball to right field! Michael Aquino scores!
π Now batting: Lisa Mertens (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lisa Mertens was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Robert Parra (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Robert Parra walks. Lisa Mertens to second base.
π Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Marilyn Romanova struck out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Loretta Tuigamala hits a fly ball to right field.
π Loretta Tuigamala flies out to RF Edwin Musial.
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Alvin Keuchel hits a ground ball to left field.
π Alvin Keuchel singles on a ground ball to LF Carlton Chand.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Xiaodong HaliloviΔ walks. Alvin Keuchel to second base.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Theodore Slater hits a line drive to third base.
π Theodore Slater lines into a double play, 3B Michael Aquino to SS Bloop Wanamaker. Alvin Keuchel out at second base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Luca DeGrom pitching.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Edwin Musial hits a ground ball to third base.
π Edwin Musial grounds out, 3B Waddle Burgess to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 2B Florence Habib to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Atem Alemayehu hits a line drive to left field.
π Atem Alemayehu singles on a line drive to LF Daniel Chapman.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Carlton Chand hits a line drive to right field.
π Carlton Chand lines out to RF P. Smyth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Miles Ito hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Miles Ito grounds out, P Brooke Vasileva to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Florence Habib hits a ground ball to second base.
π Florence Habib grounds out, 2B Jon Ceng to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Waddle Burgess struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Luca DeGrom pitching.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 BB)
π Michael Aquino hits a fly ball to center field.
π Michael Aquino homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Jon Ceng hits a line drive to center field.
π Jon Ceng singles on a line drive to CF Xiaodong HaliloviΔ.
π Now batting: Lisa Mertens (1 HBP)
π Lisa Mertens hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lisa Mertens flies out to LF Daniel Chapman.
π Now batting: Robert Parra (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Robert Parra hits a ground ball to center field.
π Robert Parra singles on a ground ball to CF Xiaodong HaliloviΔ. Jon Ceng to second base.
π Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Marilyn Romanova hits a line drive to center field.
π Marilyn Romanova lines out to CF Xiaodong HaliloviΔ.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. Jon Ceng is caught stealing third base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: P. Smyth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π P. Smyth struck out looking.
π Now batting: Daniel Chapman (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Daniel Chapman hits a fly ball to left field.
π Daniel Chapman homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Loretta Tuigamala struck out looking.
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Alvin Keuchel hits a fly ball to left field.
π Alvin Keuchel flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Luca DeGrom pitching.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Edwin Musial hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Edwin Musial grounds out, P Luca DeGrom to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Bloop Wanamaker walks.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Atem Alemayehu hits a ground ball to first base.
π Atem Alemayehu reaches on a throwing error by 1B Alvin Keuchel. Bloop Wanamaker to second base.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Carlton Chand struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Michael Aquino grounds into a force out, SS Miles Ito to 3B Waddle Burgess. Bloop Wanamaker out at third.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (1 BB)
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (0 for 1, 1 CDP)
π Theodore Slater hits a line drive to second base.
π Theodore Slater lines out to 2B Jon Ceng.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Miles Ito hits a ground ball to first base.
π Miles Ito grounds into a force out, 1B Atem Alemayehu to 2B Jon Ceng. Xiaodong HaliloviΔ out at second.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Florence Habib was hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Miles Ito to second base.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Waddle Burgess hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Waddle Burgess grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Luca DeGrom pitching.
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jon Ceng hits a popup to second base.
π Jon Ceng pops out to 2B Florence Habib.
π Now batting: Lisa Mertens (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lisa Mertens hits a line drive to left field.
π Lisa Mertens singles on a line drive to LF Daniel Chapman.
π Now batting: Robert Parra (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Robert Parra struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Marilyn Romanova walks. Lisa Mertens to second base.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Edwin Musial struck out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: P. Smyth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. P. Smyth walks.
π Now batting: Daniel Chapman (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. P. Smyth is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Daniel Chapman struck out looking.
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Loretta Tuigamala struck out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Luca DeGrom pitching.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Miles Ito to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Atem Alemayehu hits a popup to third base.
π Atem Alemayehu pops out to 3B Waddle Burgess.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Carlton Chand hits a fly ball to left field.
π Carlton Chand flies out to LF Daniel Chapman.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Alvin Keuchel walks.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (1 BB, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ singles on a line drive to CF Lisa Mertens. Alvin Keuchel to second base.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (0 for 2, 1 CDP, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Theodore Slater hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Theodore Slater lines into a double play, SP Brooke Vasileva to 3B Michael Aquino. Alvin Keuchel out at third base. Xiaodong HaliloviΔ to second base.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Miles Ito hits a line drive to center field.
π Miles Ito lines out to CF Lisa Mertens.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Luca DeGrom pitching.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Michael Aquino singles on a ground ball to P Luca DeGrom.
π The π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Luca DeGrom is leaving the game. RP Ahmed Benson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jon Ceng hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jon Ceng grounds into a force out, 2B Florence Habib unassisted. Michael Aquino out at second.
π Now batting: Lisa Mertens (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lisa Mertens struck out looking.
π Now batting: Robert Parra (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Robert Parra hits a fly ball to left field.
π Robert Parra flies out to LF Daniel Chapman.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Florence Habib hits a popup to third base.
π Florence Habib pops out to 3B Michael Aquino.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Waddle Burgess hits a ground ball to third base.
π Waddle Burgess grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
π Now batting: P. Smyth (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π P. Smyth hits a popup to second base.
π P. Smyth pops out to 2B Jon Ceng.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Ahmed Benson pitching.
π Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Marilyn Romanova hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Marilyn Romanova grounds out, SS Miles Ito to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Edwin Musial hits a ground ball to third base.
π Edwin Musial grounds out, 3B Waddle Burgess to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Bloop Wanamaker struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Brooke Vasileva pitching.
π Now batting: Daniel Chapman (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Daniel Chapman hits a line drive to center field.
π Daniel Chapman singles on a line drive to CF Lisa Mertens.
π Now batting: Loretta Tuigamala (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Daniel Chapman steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Loretta Tuigamala hits a fly ball to left field.
π Loretta Tuigamala homers on a fly ball to left field! Daniel Chapman scores!
π Now batting: Alvin Keuchel (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Alvin Keuchel hits a line drive to right field.
π Alvin Keuchel singles on a line drive to RF Edwin Musial.
π Now batting: Xiaodong HaliloviΔ (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Xiaodong HaliloviΔ struck out looking.
π The π© Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Brooke Vasileva is leaving the game. RP Fatima Ceesay takes the mound.
π Now batting: Theodore Slater (0 for 3, 2 CDP, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Theodore Slater struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Miles Ito (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Miles Ito struck out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π© Shit Baseball Players batting. π Ahmed Benson pitching.
π Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1 for 4, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Atem Alemayehu struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 4, 2 FO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to first base.
π Carlton Chand singles on a ground ball to 1B Alvin Keuchel.
π Now batting: Michael Aquino (2 for 3, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Michael Aquino hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Michael Aquino grounds into a force out, SS Miles Ito unassisted. Carlton Chand out at second.
π Now batting: Jon Ceng (2 for 4, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 F)
π Jon Ceng hits a line drive to left field.
π Jon Ceng lines out to LF Daniel Chapman.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π Start of the bottom of the 9th. π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company batting. π© Fatima Ceesay pitching.
π Now batting: Florence Habib (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Florence Habib hits a line drive to center field.
π Florence Habib singles on a line drive to CF Lisa Mertens.
π Now batting: Waddle Burgess (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Florence Habib steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Waddle Burgess hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Waddle Burgess grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Atem Alemayehu. Florence Habib to third base.
π Now batting: P. Smyth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π P. Smyth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π P. Smyth grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Atem Alemayehu. Florence Habib scores!
π "GAME OVER."
π π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company Luca DeGrom received a π§’ Cap Delivery.
π π Cincinnati Limb Bus Company defeated π© Shit Baseball Players. Final score: 4-3