π π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes @ π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams
π π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes Big Brathwaite vs. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams Edna Heart
π
1. DH Eliza Haas
2. C Liliana Acevedo
3. CF Ricky Steel
4. RF Josephine Slater
5. SS Fiona Cheong
6. 3B Miki Padron
7. LF Elizabeth Baldwin
8. 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan
9. 2B Justin Jeong
π
1. SS Guillermo O'Grady
2. LF Ozzie Hilton
3. 2B Kibbles Ndlovu
4. DH Gargle Bonner
5. 1B Leona van Wijk
6. RF David Hendrix
7. 3B Juanita Blackwell
8. C Qingyu Garcia
9. CF Denise Ignorance
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Eliza Haas (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Eliza Haas hits a fly ball to right field.
π Eliza Haas flies out to RF David Hendrix.
π Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (1st PA of game)
π Liliana Acevedo hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Liliana Acevedo grounds out, P Edna Heart to 1B Leona van Wijk.
π Now batting: Ricky Steel (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ricky Steel hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ricky Steel grounds out, P Edna Heart to 1B Leona van Wijk.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Big Brathwaite pitching.
π Now batting: Guillermo O'Grady (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Guillermo O'Grady hits a ground ball to second base.
π Guillermo O'Grady singles on a ground ball to 2B Justin Jeong.
π Now batting: Ozzie Hilton (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ozzie Hilton hits a line drive to right field.
π Ozzie Hilton singles on a line drive to RF Josephine Slater. Guillermo O'Grady to third base.
π Now batting: Kibbles Ndlovu (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Kibbles Ndlovu hits a fly ball to center field.
π Kibbles Ndlovu flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Ricky Steel. Guillermo O'Grady scores! Ozzie Hilton to second base.
π Now batting: Gargle Bonner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gargle Bonner struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Leona van Wijk (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Leona van Wijk walks.
π Now batting: David Hendrix (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π David Hendrix struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Josephine Slater (1st PA of game)
π Josephine Slater hits a fly ball to center field.
π Josephine Slater flies out to CF Denise Ignorance.
π Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Fiona Cheong hits a ground ball to third base.
π Fiona Cheong grounds out, 3B Juanita Blackwell to 1B Leona van Wijk.
π Now batting: Miki Padron (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Miki Padron walks.
π Now batting: Elizabeth Baldwin (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Elizabeth Baldwin struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Big Brathwaite pitching.
π Now batting: Juanita Blackwell (1st PA of game)
π Juanita Blackwell hits a line drive to right field.
π Juanita Blackwell singles on a line drive to RF Josephine Slater.
π Now batting: Qingyu Garcia (1st PA of game)
π Qingyu Garcia hits a line drive to right field.
π Qingyu Garcia lines out to RF Josephine Slater.
π Now batting: Denise Ignorance (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Juanita Blackwell steals second base!
π Denise Ignorance struck out looking.
π Now batting: Guillermo O'Grady (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Guillermo O'Grady walks.
π Now batting: Ozzie Hilton (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ozzie Hilton walks. Juanita Blackwell to third base. Guillermo O'Grady to second base.
π Now batting: Kibbles Ndlovu (1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Kibbles Ndlovu hits a line drive to right field.
π Kibbles Ndlovu singles on a line drive to RF Josephine Slater. Juanita Blackwell scores! Guillermo O'Grady to third base. Ozzie Hilton to second base.
π Now batting: Gargle Bonner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Gargle Bonner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gargle Bonner hits a grand slam on a fly ball to center field! Guillermo O'Grady scores! Ozzie Hilton scores! Kibbles Ndlovu scores!
π Now batting: Leona van Wijk (1 BB)
π Leona van Wijk hits a line drive to right field.
π Leona van Wijk singles on a line drive to RF Josephine Slater.
π Now batting: David Hendrix (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Leona van Wijk steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π David Hendrix struck out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Flapjack O'Callaghan (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapjack O'Callaghan struck out looking.
π Now batting: Justin Jeong (1st PA of game)
π Justin Jeong hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Justin Jeong grounds out, SS Guillermo O'Grady to 1B Leona van Wijk.
π Now batting: Eliza Haas (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Eliza Haas hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Eliza Haas singles on a ground ball to P Edna Heart.
π Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Liliana Acevedo hits a fly ball to left field.
π Liliana Acevedo flies out to LF Ozzie Hilton.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Big Brathwaite pitching.
π Now batting: Juanita Blackwell (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Juanita Blackwell hits a line drive to third base.
π Juanita Blackwell doubles on a line drive to 3B Miki Padron.
π Now batting: Qingyu Garcia (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Qingyu Garcia struck out looking.
π Now batting: Denise Ignorance (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Denise Ignorance hits a fly ball to right field.
π Denise Ignorance flies out to RF Josephine Slater.
π Now batting: Guillermo O'Grady (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Guillermo O'Grady hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Guillermo O'Grady grounds out, P Big Brathwaite to 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Ricky Steel (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ricky Steel hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ricky Steel singles on a popup to SS Guillermo O'Grady.
π Now batting: Josephine Slater (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Ricky Steel is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Josephine Slater struck out looking.
π Now batting: Fiona Cheong (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Fiona Cheong hits a popup to second base.
π Fiona Cheong pops out to 2B Kibbles Ndlovu.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Big Brathwaite pitching.
π Now batting: Ozzie Hilton (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ozzie Hilton hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ozzie Hilton flies out to CF Ricky Steel.
π Now batting: Kibbles Ndlovu (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Kibbles Ndlovu hits a line drive to first base.
π Kibbles Ndlovu lines out to 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan.
π Now batting: Gargle Bonner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Gargle Bonner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Gargle Bonner grounds out, P Big Brathwaite to 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Miki Padron (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Miki Padron hits a line drive to left field.
π Miki Padron singles on a line drive to LF Ozzie Hilton.
π Now batting: Elizabeth Baldwin (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Elizabeth Baldwin hits a popup to first base.
π Elizabeth Baldwin pops out to 1B Leona van Wijk.
π Now batting: Flapjack O'Callaghan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Flapjack O'Callaghan hits a ground ball to third base.
π Flapjack O'Callaghan grounded into a double play, 3B Juanita Blackwell to SS Guillermo O'Grady to 1B Leona van Wijk. Miki Padron out at second base. Flapjack O'Callaghan out at first base.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Big Brathwaite pitching.
π Now batting: Leona van Wijk (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Leona van Wijk struck out looking.
π Now batting: David Hendrix (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π David Hendrix hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π David Hendrix grounds out, SS Fiona Cheong to 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan.
π Now batting: Juanita Blackwell (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Juanita Blackwell hits a line drive to second base.
π Juanita Blackwell lines out to 2B Justin Jeong.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Justin Jeong (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Justin Jeong hits a ground ball to third base.
π Justin Jeong grounds out, 3B Juanita Blackwell to 1B Leona van Wijk.
π Now batting: Eliza Haas (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Eliza Haas hits a ground ball to third base.
π Eliza Haas singles on a ground ball to 3B Juanita Blackwell.
π Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Liliana Acevedo hits a ground ball to first base.
π Liliana Acevedo grounded into a double play, 1B Leona van Wijk to 2B Kibbles Ndlovu to 1B Leona van Wijk. Eliza Haas out at second base. Liliana Acevedo out at first base.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Big Brathwaite pitching.
π Now batting: Qingyu Garcia (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Qingyu Garcia hits a fly ball to right field.
π Qingyu Garcia triples on a fly ball to RF Josephine Slater.
π Now batting: Denise Ignorance (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Denise Ignorance hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Denise Ignorance grounds out, SS Fiona Cheong to 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan. Qingyu Garcia scores!
π Now batting: Guillermo O'Grady (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Guillermo O'Grady hits a line drive to left field.
π Guillermo O'Grady singles on a line drive to LF Elizabeth Baldwin.
π Now batting: Ozzie Hilton (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Ozzie Hilton hits a line drive to right field.
π Ozzie Hilton doubles on a line drive to RF Josephine Slater. Guillermo O'Grady to third base.
π Now batting: Kibbles Ndlovu (1 for 2, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Kibbles Ndlovu walks.
π Now batting: Gargle Bonner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gargle Bonner struck out looking.
π The π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Big Brathwaite is leaving the game. RP Ido Albert takes the mound.
π Now batting: Leona van Wijk (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Leona van Wijk hits a line drive to right field.
π Leona van Wijk doubles on a line drive to RF Josephine Slater. Guillermo O'Grady scores! Ozzie Hilton scores! Kibbles Ndlovu to third base.
π Now batting: David Hendrix (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π David Hendrix hits a fly ball to center field.
π David Hendrix flies out to CF Ricky Steel.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Ricky Steel (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ricky Steel hits a line drive to left field.
π Ricky Steel lines out to LF Ozzie Hilton.
π Now batting: Josephine Slater (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Josephine Slater hits a line drive to left field.
π Josephine Slater singles on a line drive to LF Ozzie Hilton.
π Now batting: Fiona Cheong (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Fiona Cheong hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Fiona Cheong grounds into a force out, SS Guillermo O'Grady unassisted. Josephine Slater out at second.
π Now batting: Miki Padron (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Fiona Cheong steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Miki Padron walks.
π Now batting: Elizabeth Baldwin (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Fiona Cheong steals third base!
π Elizabeth Baldwin hits a line drive to left field.
π Elizabeth Baldwin doubles on a line drive to LF Ozzie Hilton. Fiona Cheong scores! Miki Padron to third base.
π Now batting: Flapjack O'Callaghan (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Flapjack O'Callaghan hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapjack O'Callaghan flies out to RF David Hendrix.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Ido Albert pitching.
π Now batting: Juanita Blackwell (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Juanita Blackwell hits a ground ball to third base.
π Juanita Blackwell grounds out, 3B Miki Padron to 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan.
π Now batting: Qingyu Garcia (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 3B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Qingyu Garcia struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Denise Ignorance (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Denise Ignorance hits a fly ball to center field.
π Denise Ignorance flies out to CF Ricky Steel.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Justin Jeong (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Justin Jeong hits a line drive to center field.
π Justin Jeong lines out to CF Denise Ignorance.
π Now batting: Eliza Haas (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Eliza Haas hits a fly ball to right field.
π Eliza Haas flies out to RF David Hendrix.
π Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO, 1 GIDP)
π Liliana Acevedo hits a fly ball to center field.
π Liliana Acevedo flies out to CF Denise Ignorance.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams batting. π Ido Albert pitching.
π The π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes manager is making a mound visit.
π RP Ido Albert is leaving the game. RP Sophia Abreu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Guillermo O'Grady (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Guillermo O'Grady struck out looking.
π Now batting: Ozzie Hilton (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ozzie Hilton hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ozzie Hilton grounds out, 2B Justin Jeong to 1B Flapjack O'Callaghan.
π Now batting: Kibbles Ndlovu (1 for 2, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Kibbles Ndlovu struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. π Edna Heart pitching.
π Now batting: Ricky Steel (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ricky Steel hits a line drive to right field.
π Ricky Steel doubles on a line drive to RF David Hendrix.
π The π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Edna Heart is leaving the game. RP Eva Aznable takes the mound.
π Now batting: Josephine Slater (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Josephine Slater struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Fiona Cheong (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Ricky Steel steals third base!
π Fiona Cheong struck out looking.
π Now batting: Miki Padron (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Miki Padron hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Miki Padron singles on a ground ball to SS Guillermo O'Grady. Ricky Steel scores!
π Now batting: Elizabeth Baldwin (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Elizabeth Baldwin hits a line drive to right field.
π Elizabeth Baldwin doubles on a line drive to RF David Hendrix. Miki Padron scores!
π Now batting: Flapjack O'Callaghan (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapjack O'Callaghan struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams Bill Barbier received a π T-Shirt Delivery.
π π Columbus Suspicious Increasing Clams defeated π Cockermouth Fowl Jokes. Final score: 9-3