ð ðĐ Shit Baseball Players @ ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese
ð ðĐ Shit Baseball Players Brooke Vasileva vs. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese Chipper Dickson
ð
1. 1B Atem Alemayehu
2. LF Carlton Chand
3. 3B Michael Aquino
4. 2B Jon Ceng
5. CF Lisa Mertens
6. DH Robert Parra
7. C Marilyn Romanova
8. RF Edwin Musial
9. SS Bloop Wanamaker
ð
1. DH Isadora Rossalot
2. SS Ellen Chen
3. C Beatriz Carey
4. 2B Hobble Machado
5. RF Nolan Richard
6. LF Uma Rutter
7. CF Jingle Burke
8. 3B May Kimura
9. 1B Big Byers
ð "PLAY BALL."
ð Start of the top of the 1st. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1st PA of game)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Atem Alemayehu hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
ð Atem Alemayehu singles on a ground ball to P Chipper Dickson.
ð Now batting: Carlton Chand (1st PA of game)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Strike, looking. 2-2.
ð Foul tip. Carlton Chand struck out swinging.
ð Now batting: Michael Aquino (1st PA of game)
ð Michael Aquino hits a line drive to center field.
ð Michael Aquino singles on a line drive to CF Jingle Burke. Atem Alemayehu to third base.
ð Now batting: Jon Ceng (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Ball. 2-0.
ð Strike, swinging. 2-1.
ð Foul ball. 2-2.
ð Jon Ceng hits a line drive to the shortstop.
ð Jon Ceng singles on a line drive to SS Ellen Chen. Atem Alemayehu scores! Michael Aquino to third base.
ð Now batting: Lisa Mertens (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, swinging. 1-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 1-2.
ð Foul ball. 1-2.
ð Lisa Mertens struck out swinging.
ð Now batting: Robert Parra (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Ball. 2-0.
ð Foul tip. 2-1.
ð Foul ball. 2-2.
ð Robert Parra hits a line drive to first base.
ð Robert Parra lines out to 1B Big Byers.
ð End of the top of the 1st.
ð Start of the bottom of the 1st. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: Isadora Rossalot (1st PA of game)
ð Isadora Rossalot hits a ground ball to right field.
ð Isadora Rossalot doubles on a ground ball to RF Edwin Musial.
ð Now batting: Ellen Chen (1st PA of game)
ð Strike, swinging. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Ellen Chen hits a fly ball to right field.
ð Ellen Chen flies out to RF Edwin Musial.
ð Now batting: Beatriz Carey (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, looking. 1-1.
ð Strike, looking. 1-2.
ð Beatriz Carey struck out looking.
ð Now batting: Hobble Machado (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, looking. 1-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 1-2.
ð Ball. 2-2.
ð Hobble Machado struck out looking.
ð End of the bottom of the 1st.
ð Start of the top of the 2nd. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (1st PA of game)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Marilyn Romanova hits a ground ball to third base.
ð Marilyn Romanova grounds out, 3B May Kimura to 1B Big Byers.
ð Now batting: Edwin Musial (1st PA of game)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Edwin Musial hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
ð Edwin Musial grounds out, P Chipper Dickson to 1B Big Byers.
ð Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Bloop Wanamaker hits a line drive to right field.
ð Bloop Wanamaker singles on a line drive to RF Nolan Richard.
ð Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1 for 1, 1 1B)
ð Atem Alemayehu hits a ground ball to first base.
ð Atem Alemayehu grounds out to 1B Big Byers.
ð End of the top of the 2nd.
ð Start of the bottom of the 2nd. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: Nolan Richard (1st PA of game)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 1-2.
ð Nolan Richard hits a ground ball to second base.
ð Nolan Richard grounds out, 2B Jon Ceng to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
ð Now batting: Uma Rutter (1st PA of game)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Uma Rutter hits a fly ball to center field.
ð Uma Rutter flies out to CF Lisa Mertens.
ð Now batting: Jingle Burke (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, looking. 1-1.
ð Jingle Burke hits a fly ball to center field.
ð Jingle Burke flies out to CF Lisa Mertens.
ð End of the bottom of the 2nd.
ð Start of the top of the 3rd. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Carlton Chand (0 for 1, 1 SO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Strike, looking. 0-2.
ð Carlton Chand hits a line drive to left field.
ð Carlton Chand singles on a line drive to LF Uma Rutter.
ð Now batting: Michael Aquino (1 for 1, 1 1B)
ð Strike, swinging. 0-1. Carlton Chand steals second base!
ð Strike, looking. 0-2.
ð Michael Aquino hits a line drive to left field.
ð Michael Aquino doubles on a line drive to LF Uma Rutter. Carlton Chand scores!
ð Now batting: Jon Ceng (1 for 1, 1 1B)
ð Jon Ceng hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
ð Jon Ceng grounds out, SS Ellen Chen to 1B Big Byers. Michael Aquino scores!
ð Now batting: Lisa Mertens (0 for 1, 1 SO)
ð Lisa Mertens hits a line drive to center field.
ð Lisa Mertens lines out to CF Jingle Burke.
ð Now batting: Robert Parra (0 for 1, 1 LO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Robert Parra hits a line drive to left field.
ð Robert Parra doubles on a line drive to LF Uma Rutter.
ð Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 1, 1 GO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Strike, looking. 1-2.
ð Marilyn Romanova struck out swinging.
ð End of the top of the 3rd.
ð Start of the bottom of the 3rd. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: May Kimura (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Ball. 2-0.
ð Strike, looking. 2-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 2-2.
ð May Kimura struck out swinging.
ð Now batting: Big Byers (1st PA of game)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, swinging. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Ball. 3-1.
ð Big Byers hits a fly ball to left field.
ð Big Byers flies out to LF Carlton Chand.
ð Now batting: Isadora Rossalot (1 for 1, 1 2B)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Strike, looking. 0-2.
ð Ball. 1-2.
ð Isadora Rossalot hits a ground ball to first base.
ð Isadora Rossalot grounds out to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
ð End of the bottom of the 3rd.
ð Start of the top of the 4th. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 1, 1 GO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Foul ball. 1-1.
ð Foul ball. 1-2.
ð Edwin Musial struck out looking.
ð Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
ð Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, SS Ellen Chen to 1B Big Byers.
ð Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Atem Alemayehu struck out looking.
ð End of the top of the 4th.
ð Start of the bottom of the 4th. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: Ellen Chen (0 for 1, 1 FO)
ð Strike, swinging. 0-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 0-2.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Ball. 1-2.
ð Ellen Chen struck out swinging.
ð Now batting: Beatriz Carey (0 for 1, 1 SO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Ball. 2-0.
ð Ball. 3-0.
ð Foul ball. 3-1.
ð Beatriz Carey hits a fly ball to right field.
ð Beatriz Carey flies out to RF Edwin Musial.
ð Now batting: Hobble Machado (0 for 1, 1 SO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, looking. 1-1.
ð Hobble Machado hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
ð Hobble Machado grounds out, SS Bloop Wanamaker to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
ð End of the bottom of the 4th.
ð Start of the top of the 5th. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Carlton Chand (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Strike, looking. 0-2.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Carlton Chand struck out looking.
ð Now batting: Michael Aquino (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Foul ball. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Michael Aquino hits a line drive to third base.
ð Michael Aquino lines out to 3B May Kimura.
ð Now batting: Jon Ceng (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 GO)
ð Jon Ceng hits a line drive to the shortstop.
ð Jon Ceng lines out to SS Ellen Chen.
ð End of the top of the 5th.
ð Start of the bottom of the 5th. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: Nolan Richard (0 for 1, 1 GO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, swinging. 1-1.
ð Nolan Richard hits a ground ball to second base.
ð Nolan Richard grounds out, 2B Jon Ceng to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
ð Now batting: Uma Rutter (0 for 1, 1 FO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Uma Rutter hits a line drive to second base.
ð Uma Rutter lines out to 2B Jon Ceng.
ð Now batting: Jingle Burke (0 for 1, 1 FO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Strike, looking. 0-2.
ð Ball. 1-2.
ð Jingle Burke struck out looking.
ð End of the bottom of the 5th.
ð Start of the top of the 6th. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Lisa Mertens (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, looking. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Lisa Mertens hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
ð Lisa Mertens grounds out, P Chipper Dickson to 1B Big Byers.
ð Now batting: Robert Parra (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 2B)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Strike, looking. 1-1.
ð Foul ball. 1-2.
ð Foul ball. 1-2.
ð Ball. 2-2.
ð Robert Parra hits a ground ball to first base.
ð Robert Parra grounds out to 1B Big Byers.
ð Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 0-2.
ð Ball. 1-2.
ð Foul tip. Marilyn Romanova struck out swinging.
ð End of the top of the 6th.
ð Start of the bottom of the 6th. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: May Kimura (0 for 1, 1 SO)
ð May Kimura hits a ground ball to left field.
ð May Kimura singles on a ground ball to LF Carlton Chand.
ð Now batting: Big Byers (0 for 1, 1 FO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Ball. 2-0. May Kimura steals second base!
ð Ball. 3-0.
ð Foul ball. 3-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 3-2.
ð Ball 4. Big Byers walks.
ð Now batting: Isadora Rossalot (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Foul ball. 1-2.
ð Ball. 2-2.
ð Isadora Rossalot struck out looking.
ð Now batting: Ellen Chen (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
ð Ellen Chen hits a ground ball to second base.
ð Ellen Chen singles on a ground ball to 2B Jon Ceng. May Kimura to third base. Big Byers to second base.
ð Now batting: Beatriz Carey (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
ð Beatriz Carey hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
ð Beatriz Carey grounded into a double play, SS Bloop Wanamaker to C Marilyn Romanova to 1B Atem Alemayehu. May Kimura out at home. Beatriz Carey out at first base.
ð End of the bottom of the 6th.
ð Start of the top of the 7th. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Edwin Musial hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
ð Edwin Musial grounds out, SS Ellen Chen to 1B Big Byers.
ð Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
ð Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to third base.
ð Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 3B May Kimura to 1B Big Byers.
ð Now batting: Atem Alemayehu (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Foul ball. 1-1.
ð Atem Alemayehu hits a line drive to right field.
ð Atem Alemayehu singles on a line drive to RF Nolan Richard.
ð Now batting: Carlton Chand (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Carlton Chand hits a ground ball to left field.
ð Carlton Chand singles on a ground ball to LF Uma Rutter. Atem Alemayehu to third base.
ð Now batting: Michael Aquino (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 LO)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Foul ball. 2-2.
ð Ball. 3-2. Carlton Chand is caught stealing second base.
ð End of the top of the 7th.
ð Start of the bottom of the 7th. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: Hobble Machado (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
ð Hobble Machado hits a line drive to center field.
ð Hobble Machado singles on a line drive to CF Lisa Mertens.
ð Now batting: Nolan Richard (0 for 2, 2 GO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Strike, looking. 0-2.
ð Nolan Richard struck out swinging.
ð Now batting: Uma Rutter (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Uma Rutter hits a line drive to center field.
ð Uma Rutter lines out to CF Lisa Mertens.
ð Now batting: Jingle Burke (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Ball. 2-0.
ð Strike, swinging. 2-1.
ð Jingle Burke hits a ground ball to second base.
ð Jingle Burke reaches on a throwing error by 2B Jon Ceng. Hobble Machado to second base.
ð Now batting: May Kimura (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Foul ball. 2-2.
ð Ball. 3-2.
ð Ball 4. May Kimura walks. Hobble Machado to third base. Jingle Burke to second base.
ð Now batting: Big Byers (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
ð Strike, swinging. 0-1.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Ball. 1-2.
ð Big Byers hits a line drive to left field.
ð Big Byers singles on a line drive to LF Carlton Chand. Hobble Machado scores! Jingle Burke to third base. May Kimura to second base.
ð Now batting: Isadora Rossalot (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
ð Strike, swinging. 0-1.
ð Isadora Rossalot hits a fly ball to right field.
ð Isadora Rossalot hits a grand slam on a fly ball to right field! Jingle Burke scores! May Kimura scores! Big Byers scores!
ð Now batting: Ellen Chen (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Strike, looking. 0-2.
ð Ellen Chen struck out looking.
ð End of the bottom of the 7th.
ð Start of the top of the 8th. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. ðĶĒ Chipper Dickson pitching.
ð Now batting: Michael Aquino (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 LO)
ð Foul ball. 0-1.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Michael Aquino struck out looking.
ð Now batting: Jon Ceng (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 LO)
ð Jon Ceng hits a fly ball to center field.
ð Jon Ceng flies out to CF Jingle Burke.
ð Now batting: Lisa Mertens (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
ð Strike, swinging. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Lisa Mertens hits a ground ball to second base.
ð Lisa Mertens grounds out, 2B Hobble Machado to 1B Big Byers.
ð End of the top of the 8th.
ð Start of the bottom of the 8th. ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese batting. ðĐ Brooke Vasileva pitching.
ð Now batting: Beatriz Carey (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Foul ball. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 2-2.
ð Ball. 3-2.
ð Beatriz Carey struck out swinging.
ð The ðĐ Shit Baseball Players manager is making a mound visit.
ð SP Brooke Vasileva is leaving the game. RP Fatima Ceesay takes the mound.
ð Now batting: Hobble Machado (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
ð Hobble Machado hits a line drive to left field.
ð Hobble Machado homers on a line drive to left field!
ð Now batting: Nolan Richard (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
ð Nolan Richard hits a ground ball to third base.
ð Nolan Richard grounds out, 3B Michael Aquino to 1B Atem Alemayehu.
ð Now batting: Uma Rutter (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 LO)
ð Uma Rutter hits a fly ball to right field.
ð Uma Rutter flies out to RF Edwin Musial.
ð End of the bottom of the 8th.
ð Start of the top of the 9th. ðĐ Shit Baseball Players batting. SP Chipper Dickson is leaving the game. CL Shaun de Haan takes the mound.
ð Now batting: Robert Parra (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
ð Ball. 1-0.
ð Robert Parra hits a fly ball to center field.
ð Robert Parra homers on a fly ball to center field!
ð Now batting: Marilyn Romanova (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Strike, swinging. 0-2.
ð Foul ball. 0-2.
ð Ball. 1-2.
ð Foul ball. 1-2.
ð Ball. 2-2.
ð Marilyn Romanova hits a line drive to second base.
ð Marilyn Romanova lines out to 2B Hobble Machado.
ð Now batting: Edwin Musial (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
ð Strike, looking. 0-1.
ð Ball. 1-1.
ð Ball. 2-1.
ð Strike, looking. 2-2.
ð Ball. 3-2.
ð Edwin Musial struck out looking.
ð Now batting: Bloop Wanamaker (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
ð Strike, swinging. 0-1.
ð Bloop Wanamaker hits a ground ball to second base.
ð Bloop Wanamaker grounds out, 2B Hobble Machado to 1B Big Byers.
ð End of the top of the 9th.
ð "GAME OVER."
ð ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese Big Byers received a ð T-Shirt Delivery.
ð ðĶĒ Gaylord Geese defeated ðĐ Shit Baseball Players. Final score: 6-4