π π Cockermouth Rude Jokes @ βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights
π π Cockermouth Rude Jokes Boyfriend Cascante vs. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights Luana Joly
π
1. 2B Lais Ziegler
2. LF Rollie Pacheco
3. C Randall Choi
4. 1B James Xiao
5. SS Ryo Vasquez
6. CF Herbert Fuimaono
7. DH Keith Hopkins
8. RF Zoey Lake
9. 3B Munchkin Joensen
π
1. C Lori Kamara
2. 3B Clarence van der Linden
3. SS Jodi Adel
4. 2B Christian Perez
5. RF Holly Shelby
6. LF Lulu Kumar
7. DH Ricky Kamal
8. 1B Darlene JΓ€ger
9. CF Dolores Golden
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Luana Joly pitching.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lais Ziegler hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lais Ziegler grounds out, SS Jodi Adel to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1st PA of game)
π Rollie Pacheco hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rollie Pacheco grounds out, SS Jodi Adel to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Randall Choi hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Randall Choi reaches on a throwing error by SS Jodi Adel.
π Now batting: James Xiao (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π James Xiao hits a fly ball to left field.
π James Xiao flies out to LF Lulu Kumar.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Boyfriend Cascante pitching.
π Now batting: Lori Kamara (1st PA of game)
π Lori Kamara hits a line drive to left field.
π Lori Kamara singles on a line drive to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π Now batting: Clarence van der Linden (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Clarence van der Linden hits a line drive to left field.
π Clarence van der Linden lines out to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π Now batting: Jodi Adel (1st PA of game)
π Jodi Adel hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jodi Adel grounded into a double play, SS Ryo Vasquez to 2B Lais Ziegler to 1B James Xiao. Lori Kamara out at second base. Jodi Adel out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Luana Joly pitching.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ryo Vasquez struck out looking.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a popup to second base.
π Herbert Fuimaono pops out to 2B Christian Perez.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (1st PA of game)
π Keith Hopkins hits a ground ball to first base.
π Keith Hopkins grounds out to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Boyfriend Cascante pitching.
π Now batting: Christian Perez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Christian Perez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Christian Perez flies out to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Holly Shelby (1st PA of game)
π Holly Shelby hits a line drive to center field.
π Holly Shelby lines out to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Lulu Kumar (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lulu Kumar hits a ground ball to right field.
π Lulu Kumar singles on a ground ball to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Ricky Kamal (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ricky Kamal hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ricky Kamal homers on a fly ball to left field! Lulu Kumar scores!
π Now batting: Darlene JΓ€ger (1st PA of game)
π Darlene JΓ€ger was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Dolores Golden (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Dolores Golden struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Luana Joly pitching.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Zoey Lake struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (1st PA of game)
π Munchkin Joensen hits a fly ball to center field.
π Munchkin Joensen flies out to CF Dolores Golden.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (0 for 1)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lais Ziegler hits a line drive to right field.
π Lais Ziegler singles on a line drive to RF Holly Shelby.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a line drive to center field.
π Rollie Pacheco singles on a line drive to CF Dolores Golden. Lais Ziegler to third base.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Randall Choi hits a ground ball to second base.
π Randall Choi grounds out, 2B Christian Perez to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Boyfriend Cascante pitching.
π Now batting: Lori Kamara (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lori Kamara struck out looking.
π Now batting: Clarence van der Linden (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Clarence van der Linden walks.
π Now batting: Jodi Adel (0 for 1, 1 GIDP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Clarence van der Linden steals second base!
π Jodi Adel struck out looking.
π Now batting: Christian Perez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Christian Perez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Christian Perez singles on a ground ball to 1B James Xiao. Clarence van der Linden to third base.
π Now batting: Holly Shelby (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Holly Shelby struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Luana Joly pitching.
π Now batting: James Xiao (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. James Xiao walks.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ryo Vasquez struck out looking.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a line drive to left field.
π Herbert Fuimaono singles on a line drive to LF Lulu Kumar. James Xiao to third base.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Keith Hopkins walks. Herbert Fuimaono to second base.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Zoey Lake walks. James Xiao scores! Herbert Fuimaono to third base. Keith Hopkins to second base.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Munchkin Joensen hits a ground ball to second base.
π Munchkin Joensen grounds into a force out, 2B Christian Perez to C Lori Kamara. Herbert Fuimaono out at home. Keith Hopkins to third base. Zoey Lake to second base. Munchkin Joensen to first base.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lais Ziegler hits a popup to first base.
π Lais Ziegler pops out to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Boyfriend Cascante pitching.
π Now batting: Lulu Kumar (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lulu Kumar hits a popup to the catcher.
π Lulu Kumar pops out to C Randall Choi.
π Now batting: Ricky Kamal (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ricky Kamal hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ricky Kamal grounds out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 1B James Xiao.
π Now batting: Darlene JΓ€ger (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Darlene JΓ€ger hits a line drive to right field.
π Darlene JΓ€ger singles on a line drive to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Dolores Golden (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Dolores Golden hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Dolores Golden singles on a line drive to P Boyfriend Cascante. Darlene JΓ€ger to third base.
π Now batting: Lori Kamara (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lori Kamara walks. Dolores Golden to second base.
π Now batting: Clarence van der Linden (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Clarence van der Linden hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Clarence van der Linden grounds into a force out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 2B Lais Ziegler. Lori Kamara out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Luana Joly pitching.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rollie Pacheco struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (0 for 2)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Randall Choi walks.
π Now batting: James Xiao (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π James Xiao hits a ground ball to second base.
π James Xiao grounded into a double play, 2B Christian Perez to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger. Randall Choi out at second base. James Xiao out at first base.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Boyfriend Cascante pitching.
π Now batting: Jodi Adel (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jodi Adel struck out looking.
π Now batting: Christian Perez (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Christian Perez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Christian Perez grounds out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 1B James Xiao.
π Now batting: Holly Shelby (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Holly Shelby hits a fly ball to center field.
π Holly Shelby flies out to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Luana Joly pitching.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ryo Vasquez walks.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Herbert Fuimaono grounded into a double play, SS Jodi Adel to 2B Christian Perez to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger. Ryo Vasquez out at second base. Herbert Fuimaono out at first base.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (0 for 1, 1 BB)
π Keith Hopkins hits a line drive to left field.
π Keith Hopkins singles on a line drive to LF Lulu Kumar.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Zoey Lake struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Boyfriend Cascante pitching.
π Now batting: Lulu Kumar (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lulu Kumar hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lulu Kumar flies out to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Ricky Kamal (1 for 2, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ricky Kamal hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ricky Kamal doubles on a fly ball to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Darlene JΓ€ger (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Darlene JΓ€ger hits a fly ball to right field.
π Darlene JΓ€ger singles on a fly ball to RF Zoey Lake. Ricky Kamal to third base.
π Now batting: Dolores Golden (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Dolores Golden struck out looking.
π Now batting: Lori Kamara (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lori Kamara hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lori Kamara singles on a ground ball to SS Ryo Vasquez. Ricky Kamal scores! Darlene JΓ€ger to second base.
π Now batting: Clarence van der Linden (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Clarence van der Linden hits a ground ball to first base.
π Clarence van der Linden grounds out to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Luana Joly pitching.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Munchkin Joensen hits a fly ball to left field.
π Munchkin Joensen flies out to LF Lulu Kumar.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lais Ziegler hits a line drive to left field.
π Lais Ziegler doubles on a line drive to LF Lulu Kumar.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rollie Pacheco grounds out, P Luana Joly to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger. Lais Ziegler to third base.
π The βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Luana Joly is leaving the game. RP Claude Churchill takes the mound.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (0 for 2, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Randall Choi hits a line drive to right field.
π Randall Choi singles on a line drive to RF Holly Shelby. Lais Ziegler scores!
π Now batting: James Xiao (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Randall Choi steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. James Xiao walks.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Ryo Vasquez hits a line drive to center field.
π Ryo Vasquez lines out to CF Dolores Golden.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Boyfriend Cascante pitching.
π Now batting: Jodi Adel (0 for 3, 1 GIDP, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jodi Adel hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jodi Adel grounds out, 3B Munchkin Joensen to 1B James Xiao.
π Now batting: Christian Perez (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Christian Perez hits a line drive to left field.
π Christian Perez lines out to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π The π Cockermouth Rude Jokes manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Boyfriend Cascante is leaving the game. RP Marlene Oconnor takes the mound.
π Now batting: Holly Shelby (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Holly Shelby hits a ground ball to third base.
π Holly Shelby grounds out, 3B Munchkin Joensen to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. βοΈ Claude Churchill pitching.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 GIDP)
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a ground ball to second base.
π Herbert Fuimaono singles on a ground ball to 2B Christian Perez.
π The βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights manager is making a mound visit.
π RP Claude Churchill is leaving the game. RP Daisy Morton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Keith Hopkins struck out looking. Herbert Fuimaono steals second base!
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Zoey Lake hits a ground ball to third base.
π Zoey Lake grounds out, 3B Clarence van der Linden to 1B Darlene JΓ€ger. Herbert Fuimaono to third base.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Munchkin Joensen hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Munchkin Joensen lines out to SS Jodi Adel.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights batting. π Marlene Oconnor pitching.
π Now batting: Lulu Kumar (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Lulu Kumar hits a line drive to left field.
π Lulu Kumar lines out to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π Now batting: Ricky Kamal (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ricky Kamal hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ricky Kamal grounds out, 2B Lais Ziegler to 1B James Xiao.
π Now batting: Darlene JΓ€ger (2 for 2, 1 HBP, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Darlene JΓ€ger hits a line drive to center field.
π Darlene JΓ€ger lines out to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. RP Daisy Morton is leaving the game. CL Sandy Nakamura takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Lais Ziegler struck out looking.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1 for 4, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rollie Pacheco flies out to CF Dolores Golden.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Randall Choi hits a line drive to center field.
π Randall Choi singles on a line drive to CF Dolores Golden.
π The βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights manager is making a mound visit.
π CL Sandy Nakamura is leaving the game. RP Darren Greinke takes the mound.
π Now batting: James Xiao (0 for 2, 1 FO, 2 BB, 1 GIDP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. James Xiao walks. Randall Choi to second base.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ryo Vasquez struck out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π βοΈ Minneapolis Sparkling River Knights defeated π Cockermouth Rude Jokes. Final score: 3-2