π π Cockermouth Rude Jokes @ β΅ Marseille Sailboats
π π Cockermouth Rude Jokes Henry Cruz vs. β΅ Marseille Sailboats Kobe Miles
π
1. 2B Lais Ziegler
2. LF Rollie Pacheco
3. C Randall Choi
4. 1B James Xiao
5. SS Ryo Vasquez
6. CF Herbert Fuimaono
7. DH Keith Hopkins
8. RF Zoey Lake
9. 3B Munchkin Joensen
π
1. RF Francisco Olesen
2. 1B Purple Pauwels
3. LF Beth Salminen
4. DH Jerry HorvΓ‘th
5. C Gene Ceesay
6. SS Ben Valle
7. 3B Ricki Landry
8. 2B Elaine Nishikawa
9. CF Quinn Choc
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Kobe Miles pitching.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lais Ziegler hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lais Ziegler homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a line drive to left field.
π Rollie Pacheco singles on a line drive to LF Beth Salminen.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Randall Choi struck out looking. Rollie Pacheco steals second base!
π Now batting: James Xiao (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π James Xiao hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π James Xiao grounds out, SS Ben Valle to 1B Purple Pauwels. Rollie Pacheco to third base.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ryo Vasquez struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Henry Cruz pitching.
π Now batting: Francisco Olesen (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Francisco Olesen hits a line drive to left field.
π Francisco Olesen lines out to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π Now batting: Purple Pauwels (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Purple Pauwels walks.
π Now batting: Beth Salminen (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Beth Salminen hits a ground ball to third base.
π Beth Salminen singles on a ground ball to 3B Munchkin Joensen. Purple Pauwels to third base.
π Now batting: Jerry HorvΓ‘th (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jerry HorvΓ‘th hits a ground ball to right field.
π Jerry HorvΓ‘th singles on a ground ball to RF Zoey Lake. Purple Pauwels scores! Beth Salminen to second base.
π Now batting: Gene Ceesay (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gene Ceesay hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gene Ceesay homers on a fly ball to center field! Beth Salminen scores! Jerry HorvΓ‘th scores!
π Now batting: Ben Valle (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ben Valle hits a ground ball to right field.
π Ben Valle doubles on a ground ball to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Ricki Landry (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ricki Landry hits a popup to third base.
π Ricki Landry pops out to 3B Munchkin Joensen.
π Now batting: Elaine Nishikawa (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Elaine Nishikawa struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Kobe Miles pitching.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a line drive to left field.
π Herbert Fuimaono singles on a line drive to LF Beth Salminen.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Keith Hopkins hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Keith Hopkins grounded into a double play, SS Ben Valle to 2B Elaine Nishikawa to 1B Purple Pauwels. Herbert Fuimaono out at second base. Keith Hopkins out at first base.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Zoey Lake struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Henry Cruz pitching.
π Now batting: Quinn Choc (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Quinn Choc was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Francisco Olesen (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Francisco Olesen struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Purple Pauwels (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Purple Pauwels hits a fly ball to left field.
π Purple Pauwels homers on a fly ball to left field! Quinn Choc scores!
π Now batting: Beth Salminen (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Beth Salminen hits a fly ball to center field.
π Beth Salminen doubles on a fly ball to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Jerry HorvΓ‘th (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jerry HorvΓ‘th struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Gene Ceesay (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Gene Ceesay hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gene Ceesay grounds out, 3B Munchkin Joensen to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Kobe Miles pitching.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (1st PA of game)
π Munchkin Joensen hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Munchkin Joensen grounds out, P Kobe Miles to 1B Purple Pauwels.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lais Ziegler hits a line drive to left field.
π Lais Ziegler singles on a line drive to LF Beth Salminen.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rollie Pacheco doubles on a fly ball to RF Francisco Olesen. Lais Ziegler scores!
π Now batting: Randall Choi (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Randall Choi hits a popup to first base.
π Randall Choi pops out to 1B Purple Pauwels.
π Now batting: James Xiao (0 for 1)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π James Xiao struck out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Henry Cruz pitching.
π Now batting: Ben Valle (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ben Valle hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ben Valle singles on a fly ball to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Ricki Landry (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Ben Valle steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ricki Landry struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Elaine Nishikawa (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Elaine Nishikawa struck out looking.
π Now batting: Quinn Choc (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Quinn Choc hits a fly ball to left field.
π Quinn Choc homers on a fly ball to left field! Ben Valle scores!
π Now batting: Francisco Olesen (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Francisco Olesen hits a fly ball to center field.
π Francisco Olesen flies out to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Kobe Miles pitching.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ryo Vasquez hits a line drive to left field.
π Ryo Vasquez singles on a line drive to LF Beth Salminen.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a fly ball to left field.
π Herbert Fuimaono homers on a fly ball to left field! Ryo Vasquez scores!
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (0 for 1, 1 GIDP)
π Keith Hopkins hits a fly ball to left field.
π Keith Hopkins flies out to LF Beth Salminen.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Zoey Lake hits a line drive to center field.
π Zoey Lake lines out to CF Quinn Choc.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (0 for 1)
π Munchkin Joensen hits a ground ball to first base.
π Munchkin Joensen grounds out to 1B Purple Pauwels.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Henry Cruz pitching.
π Now batting: Purple Pauwels (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Purple Pauwels struck out looking.
π Now batting: Beth Salminen (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Beth Salminen hits a ground ball to center field.
π Beth Salminen singles on a ground ball to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Jerry HorvΓ‘th (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Jerry HorvΓ‘th hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jerry HorvΓ‘th grounded into a double play, 2B Lais Ziegler to 1B James Xiao. Beth Salminen out at second base. Jerry HorvΓ‘th out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Kobe Miles pitching.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lais Ziegler walks.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Rollie Pacheco hits a line drive to center field.
π Rollie Pacheco lines out to CF Quinn Choc.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Randall Choi hits a ground ball to first base.
π Randall Choi grounds out to 1B Purple Pauwels. Lais Ziegler to second base.
π Now batting: James Xiao (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π James Xiao hits a fly ball to center field.
π James Xiao flies out to CF Quinn Choc.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Henry Cruz pitching.
π Now batting: Gene Ceesay (1 for 2, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Gene Ceesay struck out looking.
π Now batting: Ben Valle (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ben Valle struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Ricki Landry (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ricki Landry was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Elaine Nishikawa (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Elaine Nishikawa struck out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Kobe Miles pitching.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ryo Vasquez hits a line drive to center field.
π Ryo Vasquez singles on a line drive to CF Quinn Choc.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Herbert Fuimaono grounded into a double play, SS Ben Valle to 1B Purple Pauwels. Ryo Vasquez out at second base. Herbert Fuimaono out at first base.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 FO)
π Keith Hopkins hits a line drive to left field.
π Keith Hopkins singles on a line drive to LF Beth Salminen.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Zoey Lake hits a line drive to third base.
π Zoey Lake singles on a line drive to 3B Ricki Landry. Keith Hopkins to third base.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (0 for 2)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Munchkin Joensen hits a line drive to center field.
π Munchkin Joensen singles on a line drive to CF Quinn Choc. Keith Hopkins scores! Zoey Lake to third base.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Lais Ziegler hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lais Ziegler flies out to CF Quinn Choc.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Henry Cruz pitching.
π Now batting: Quinn Choc (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Quinn Choc hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Quinn Choc grounds out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 1B James Xiao.
π Now batting: Francisco Olesen (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Francisco Olesen struck out swinging.
π The π Cockermouth Rude Jokes manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Henry Cruz is leaving the game. RP Jeff de Souza takes the mound.
π Now batting: Purple Pauwels (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Purple Pauwels hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Purple Pauwels grounds out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Kobe Miles pitching.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rollie Pacheco struck out looking.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Randall Choi hits a line drive to center field.
π Randall Choi singles on a line drive to CF Quinn Choc.
π Now batting: James Xiao (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π James Xiao hits a ground ball to third base.
π James Xiao singles on a ground ball to 3B Ricki Landry. Randall Choi to third base.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ryo Vasquez hits a line drive to right field.
π Ryo Vasquez lines out to RF Francisco Olesen.
π The β΅ Marseille Sailboats manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Kobe Miles is leaving the game. RP Max Sanford takes the mound.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 GIDP)
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a line drive to left field.
π Herbert Fuimaono singles on a line drive to LF Beth Salminen. Randall Choi scores! James Xiao to third base.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Keith Hopkins hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Keith Hopkins grounds into a force out, SS Ben Valle to 2B Elaine Nishikawa. Herbert Fuimaono out at second.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Jeff de Souza pitching.
π Now batting: Beth Salminen (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Beth Salminen walks.
π Now batting: Jerry HorvΓ‘th (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GIDP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jerry HorvΓ‘th struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Gene Ceesay (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gene Ceesay hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gene Ceesay reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 3B Munchkin Joensen. Beth Salminen to second base. Fielding error by Munchkin Joensen.
π Now batting: Ben Valle (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ben Valle struck out looking.
π Now batting: Ricki Landry (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Ricki Landry hits a line drive to third base.
π Ricki Landry lines out to 3B Munchkin Joensen.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. β΅ Max Sanford pitching.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Zoey Lake hits a line drive to center field.
π Zoey Lake lines out to CF Quinn Choc.
π Now batting: Munchkin Joensen (1 for 3, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Munchkin Joensen hits a ground ball to third base.
π Munchkin Joensen grounds out, 3B Ricki Landry to 1B Purple Pauwels.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Lais Ziegler hits a line drive to center field.
π Lais Ziegler doubles on a line drive to CF Quinn Choc.
π The β΅ Marseille Sailboats manager is making a mound visit.
π RP Max Sanford is leaving the game. RP Franklin Glover takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rollie Pacheco singles on a ground ball to 3B Ricki Landry. Lais Ziegler to third base.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Randall Choi hits a line drive to left field.
π Randall Choi doubles on a line drive to LF Beth Salminen. Lais Ziegler scores! Rollie Pacheco scores!
π Now batting: James Xiao (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul tip. James Xiao struck out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. β΅ Marseille Sailboats batting. π Jeff de Souza pitching.
π Now batting: Elaine Nishikawa (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Elaine Nishikawa hits a line drive to center field.
π Elaine Nishikawa triples on a line drive to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Quinn Choc (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Quinn Choc hits a ground ball to third base.
π Quinn Choc grounds out, 3B Munchkin Joensen to 1B James Xiao. Elaine Nishikawa scores!
π Now batting: Francisco Olesen (0 for 4, 1 LO, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Francisco Olesen struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Purple Pauwels (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Purple Pauwels hits a fly ball to left field.
π Purple Pauwels flies out to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. RP Franklin Glover is leaving the game. CL Pogo Suleiman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (2 for 4, 1 SO, 2 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ryo Vasquez hits a popup to first base.
π Ryo Vasquez pops out to 1B Purple Pauwels.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 HR, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Herbert Fuimaono struck out looking.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (1 for 4, 1 GIDP, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Keith Hopkins hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Keith Hopkins grounds out, SS Ben Valle to 1B Purple Pauwels.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π β΅ Marseille Sailboats defeated π Cockermouth Rude Jokes. Final score: 9-8