π π Cockermouth Rude Jokes @ π Bartlett Pears
π π Cockermouth Rude Jokes Olmec Henry vs. π Bartlett Pears Huifang van der Meer
π
1. 2B Lais Ziegler
2. LF Rollie Pacheco
3. C Randall Choi
4. 1B James Xiao
5. 3B Marlene Oconnor
6. SS Ryo Vasquez
7. CF Herbert Fuimaono
8. DH Keith Hopkins
9. RF Zoey Lake
π
1. LF Lais Ziegler
2. 3B Thelma Voigt
3. 2B Daisy Knight
4. DH Kibbles Overgaard
5. 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez
6. SS Maverick de Araujo
7. C October Regent
8. CF Lim Espinal
9. RF Abra Injury
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lais Ziegler struck out looking.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1st PA of game)
π Rollie Pacheco hits a line drive to center field.
π Rollie Pacheco lines out to CF Lim Espinal.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (1st PA of game)
π Randall Choi hits a ground ball to right field.
π Randall Choi singles on a ground ball to RF Abra Injury.
π Now batting: James Xiao (1st PA of game)
π James Xiao hits a line drive to right field.
π James Xiao singles on a line drive to RF Abra Injury. Randall Choi to second base.
π Now batting: Marlene Oconnor (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Marlene Oconnor hits a line drive to right field.
π Marlene Oconnor singles on a line drive to RF Abra Injury. Randall Choi to third base. James Xiao to second base.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ryo Vasquez struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Olmec Henry pitching.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lais Ziegler was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Thelma Voigt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Thelma Voigt struck out looking.
π Now batting: Daisy Knight (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Daisy Knight struck out looking.
π Now batting: Kibbles Overgaard (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kibbles Overgaard struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Herbert Fuimaono struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Keith Hopkins hits a line drive to left field.
π Keith Hopkins singles on a line drive to LF Lais Ziegler.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Zoey Lake struck out looking.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lais Ziegler hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lais Ziegler flies out to RF Abra Injury.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Olmec Henry pitching.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Menendez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π TainΓ‘ Menendez hits a ground ball to third base.
π TainΓ‘ Menendez grounds out, 3B Marlene Oconnor to 1B James Xiao.
π Now batting: Maverick de Araujo (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Maverick de Araujo hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
π Maverick de Araujo flies out to SS Ryo Vasquez.
π Now batting: October Regent (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π October Regent hits a ground ball to first base.
π October Regent grounds out to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rollie Pacheco grounds out, 3B Thelma Voigt to 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Randall Choi hits a fly ball to center field.
π Randall Choi flies out to CF Lim Espinal.
π Now batting: James Xiao (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π James Xiao was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Marlene Oconnor (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. James Xiao steals second base!
π Marlene Oconnor hits a fly ball to right field.
π Marlene Oconnor flies out to RF Abra Injury.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Olmec Henry pitching.
π Now batting: Lim Espinal (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lim Espinal struck out looking.
π Now batting: Abra Injury (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Abra Injury hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Abra Injury grounds out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 1B James Xiao.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lais Ziegler hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lais Ziegler grounds out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ryo Vasquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ryo Vasquez grounds out, SS Maverick de Araujo to 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Herbert Fuimaono grounds out, SS Maverick de Araujo to 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Keith Hopkins hits a fly ball to left field.
π Keith Hopkins doubles on a fly ball to LF Lais Ziegler.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Zoey Lake struck out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Olmec Henry pitching.
π Now batting: Thelma Voigt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Thelma Voigt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Thelma Voigt flies out to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Daisy Knight (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Daisy Knight hits a fly ball to left field.
π Daisy Knight flies out to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π Now batting: Kibbles Overgaard (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Kibbles Overgaard hits a ground ball to second base.
π Kibbles Overgaard grounds out, 2B Lais Ziegler to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lais Ziegler struck out looking.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (0 for 2, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rollie Pacheco singles on a ground ball to SS Maverick de Araujo.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Randall Choi hits a ground ball to third base.
π Randall Choi singles on a ground ball to 3B Thelma Voigt. Rollie Pacheco to second base.
π Now batting: James Xiao (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π James Xiao hits a ground ball to second base.
π James Xiao grounds into a force out, 2B Daisy Knight to 3B Thelma Voigt. Rollie Pacheco out at third. Randall Choi to second base. James Xiao to first base.
π Now batting: Marlene Oconnor (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Marlene Oconnor struck out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Olmec Henry pitching.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Menendez (0 for 1)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π TainΓ‘ Menendez hits a ground ball to left field.
π TainΓ‘ Menendez doubles on a ground ball to LF Rollie Pacheco.
π Now batting: Maverick de Araujo (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. TainΓ‘ Menendez is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Maverick de Araujo hits a line drive to center field.
π Maverick de Araujo triples on a line drive to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: October Regent (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. October Regent walks.
π Now batting: Lim Espinal (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. October Regent steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Maverick de Araujo is caught stealing home.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lim Espinal struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ryo Vasquez struck out looking.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a fly ball to right field.
π Herbert Fuimaono flies out to RF Abra Injury.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Keith Hopkins hits a ground ball to second base.
π Keith Hopkins grounds out, 2B Daisy Knight to 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Olmec Henry pitching.
π Now batting: Abra Injury (0 for 1)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Abra Injury hits a line drive to right field.
π Abra Injury singles on a line drive to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (0 for 1, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lais Ziegler hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lais Ziegler flies out to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Thelma Voigt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Thelma Voigt walks. Abra Injury to second base.
π Now batting: Daisy Knight (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Daisy Knight hits a ground ball to right field.
π Daisy Knight singles on a ground ball to RF Zoey Lake. Abra Injury to third base. Thelma Voigt to second base.
π Now batting: Kibbles Overgaard (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Abra Injury steals home!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Kibbles Overgaard struck out looking.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Menendez (1 for 2, 1 2B)
π TainΓ‘ Menendez hits a ground ball to right field.
π TainΓ‘ Menendez singles on a ground ball to RF Zoey Lake. Thelma Voigt to third base. Daisy Knight to second base.
π Now batting: Maverick de Araujo (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 3B)
π Maverick de Araujo hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Maverick de Araujo grounds out, SS Ryo Vasquez to 1B James Xiao.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Zoey Lake struck out looking.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lais Ziegler hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lais Ziegler flies out to CF Lim Espinal.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rollie Pacheco hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rollie Pacheco flies out to LF Lais Ziegler.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Olmec Henry pitching.
π Now batting: October Regent (0 for 1, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π October Regent hits a line drive to right field.
π October Regent singles on a line drive to RF Zoey Lake.
π Now batting: Lim Espinal (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Lim Espinal hits a line drive to left field.
π Lim Espinal singles on a line drive to LF Rollie Pacheco. October Regent to third base.
π The π Cockermouth Rude Jokes manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Olmec Henry remains in the game.
π Now batting: Abra Injury (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Abra Injury hits a line drive to left field.
π Abra Injury lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Rollie Pacheco. October Regent scores! Lim Espinal to second base.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lais Ziegler struck out looking.
π The π Cockermouth Rude Jokes manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Olmec Henry is leaving the game. RP Jeff de Souza takes the mound.
π Now batting: Thelma Voigt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Thelma Voigt struck out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. π Huifang van der Meer pitching.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Randall Choi hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Randall Choi grounds out, SS Maverick de Araujo to 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez.
π Now batting: James Xiao (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HBP, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π James Xiao hits a line drive to right field.
π James Xiao singles on a line drive to RF Abra Injury.
π Now batting: Marlene Oconnor (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Marlene Oconnor hits a line drive to right field.
π Marlene Oconnor singles on a line drive to RF Abra Injury. James Xiao to third base.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 3, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Marlene Oconnor steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ryo Vasquez walks.
π Now batting: Herbert Fuimaono (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Herbert Fuimaono hits a ground ball to third base.
π Herbert Fuimaono grounds out, 3B Thelma Voigt to 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez. James Xiao scores! Marlene Oconnor scores! Ryo Vasquez to second base.
π The π Bartlett Pears manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Huifang van der Meer is leaving the game. RP Boyfriend Cascante takes the mound.
π Now batting: Keith Hopkins (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Keith Hopkins hits a line drive to third base.
π Keith Hopkins lines out to 3B Thelma Voigt.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π Bartlett Pears batting. π Jeff de Souza pitching.
π Now batting: Daisy Knight (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Daisy Knight hits a ground ball to center field.
π Daisy Knight singles on a ground ball to CF Herbert Fuimaono.
π Now batting: Kibbles Overgaard (0 for 3, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kibbles Overgaard struck out swinging.
π Now batting: TainΓ‘ Menendez (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. TainΓ‘ Menendez walks. Daisy Knight to second base.
π Now batting: Maverick de Araujo (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Maverick de Araujo hits a line drive to right field.
π Maverick de Araujo doubles on a line drive to RF Zoey Lake. Daisy Knight scores! TainΓ‘ Menendez to third base.
π Now batting: October Regent (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π October Regent hits a line drive to center field.
π October Regent doubles on a line drive to CF Herbert Fuimaono. TainΓ‘ Menendez scores! Maverick de Araujo scores!
π Now batting: Lim Espinal (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lim Espinal struck out looking.
π Now batting: Abra Injury (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. October Regent is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cockermouth Rude Jokes batting. RP Boyfriend Cascante is leaving the game. CL Loopy Daly takes the mound.
π Now batting: Zoey Lake (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul tip. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Zoey Lake walks.
π Now batting: Lais Ziegler (0 for 4, 2 SO, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lais Ziegler walks. Zoey Lake to second base.
π Now batting: Rollie Pacheco (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rollie Pacheco struck out looking.
π Now batting: Randall Choi (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Randall Choi hits a line drive to left field.
π Randall Choi singles on a line drive to LF Lais Ziegler. Zoey Lake to third base. Lais Ziegler to second base.
π Now batting: James Xiao (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 HBP, 1 F)
π James Xiao hits a line drive to right field.
π James Xiao singles on a line drive to RF Abra Injury. Zoey Lake scores! Lais Ziegler to third base. Randall Choi to second base.
π Now batting: Marlene Oconnor (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Marlene Oconnor hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Marlene Oconnor grounds into a force out, SS Maverick de Araujo to C October Regent. Lais Ziegler out at home. Randall Choi to third base. James Xiao to second base. Marlene Oconnor to first base.
π The π Bartlett Pears manager is making a mound visit.
π CL Loopy Daly is leaving the game. RP Jacqueline Fan takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ryo Vasquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ryo Vasquez hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Ryo Vasquez grounds out, C October Regent to 1B TainΓ‘ Menendez.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π Bartlett Pears defeated π Cockermouth Rude Jokes. Final score: 5-3