π π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes @ π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game
π π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes Dave Nakanishi vs. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game Qingyu Kirk
π
1. C Pipsqueak Pujols
2. 1B Heather Groves
3. 2B Teddy Phelps
4. RF Elvis Whosonfirst
5. CF Josiah Bonnet
6. SS J. Northwood
7. DH Kevin Petrauskas
8. LF Theodore Chandler
9. 3B H. Hester
π
1. 3B Rodney Nakata
2. DH Addie Norris
3. RF Ketlen Neto
4. C Bobby Savchenko
5. 2B Gold Laville
6. 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes
7. CF Melissa Magomedov
8. LF Ozzie Schofield
9. SS Ernest Γnal
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Pujols (1st PA of game)
π Pipsqueak Pujols hits a fly ball to left field.
π Pipsqueak Pujols homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Heather Groves (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Heather Groves struck out looking.
π Now batting: Teddy Phelps (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Teddy Phelps hits a ground ball to first base.
π Teddy Phelps grounds out to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes.
π Now batting: Elvis Whosonfirst (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Elvis Whosonfirst hits a ground ball to second base.
π Elvis Whosonfirst grounds out, 2B Gold Laville to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Rodney Nakata (1st PA of game)
π Rodney Nakata hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rodney Nakata flies out to RF Elvis Whosonfirst.
π Now batting: Addie Norris (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Addie Norris hits a ground ball to third base.
π Addie Norris grounds out, 3B H. Hester to 1B Heather Groves.
π Now batting: Ketlen Neto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ketlen Neto hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ketlen Neto pops out to SS J. Northwood.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: Josiah Bonnet (1st PA of game)
π Josiah Bonnet hits a fly ball to left field.
π Josiah Bonnet flies out to LF Ozzie Schofield.
π Now batting: J. Northwood (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π J. Northwood hits a fly ball to left field.
π J. Northwood flies out to LF Ozzie Schofield.
π Now batting: Kevin Petrauskas (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Kevin Petrauskas walks.
π Now batting: Theodore Chandler (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Theodore Chandler hits a ground ball to third base.
π Theodore Chandler grounds out, 3B Rodney Nakata to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Bobby Savchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Bobby Savchenko hits a ground ball to right field.
π Bobby Savchenko singles on a ground ball to RF Elvis Whosonfirst.
π Now batting: Gold Laville (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Gold Laville walks. Bobby Savchenko to second base.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Ximenes (1st PA of game)
π Snickerdoodle Ximenes hits a ground ball to left field.
π Snickerdoodle Ximenes singles on a ground ball to LF Theodore Chandler. Bobby Savchenko to third base. Gold Laville to second base.
π Now batting: Melissa Magomedov (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Melissa Magomedov hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Melissa Magomedov grounds into a force out, SS J. Northwood to C Pipsqueak Pujols. Bobby Savchenko out at home. Gold Laville to third base. Snickerdoodle Ximenes to second base. Melissa Magomedov to first base.
π Now batting: Ozzie Schofield (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ozzie Schofield hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ozzie Schofield reaches on a throwing error by 2B Teddy Phelps. Gold Laville scores! Snickerdoodle Ximenes to third base. Melissa Magomedov to second base.
π Now batting: Ernest Γnal (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ernest Γnal was hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Snickerdoodle Ximenes scores! Melissa Magomedov to third base. Ozzie Schofield to second base.
π Now batting: Rodney Nakata (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Rodney Nakata hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rodney Nakata flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Josiah Bonnet. Melissa Magomedov scores!
π Now batting: Addie Norris (0 for 1)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Addie Norris struck out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: H. Hester (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. H. Hester walks.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Pujols (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Pipsqueak Pujols was hit by the pitch and advances to first base. H. Hester to second base.
π Now batting: Heather Groves (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Heather Groves struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Teddy Phelps (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Teddy Phelps hits a ground ball to second base.
π Teddy Phelps grounded into a double play, 2B Gold Laville to 3B Rodney Nakata to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes. H. Hester out at third base. Teddy Phelps out at first base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Ketlen Neto (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ketlen Neto struck out looking.
π Now batting: Bobby Savchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Bobby Savchenko struck out looking.
π Now batting: Gold Laville (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gold Laville struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: Elvis Whosonfirst (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Elvis Whosonfirst hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Elvis Whosonfirst grounds out, P Qingyu Kirk to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes.
π Now batting: Josiah Bonnet (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Josiah Bonnet hits a fly ball to right field.
π Josiah Bonnet doubles on a fly ball to RF Ketlen Neto.
π Now batting: J. Northwood (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π J. Northwood hits a fly ball to center field.
π J. Northwood flies out to CF Melissa Magomedov.
π Now batting: Kevin Petrauskas (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Kevin Petrauskas hits a ground ball to third base.
π Kevin Petrauskas grounds out, 3B Rodney Nakata to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Ximenes (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Snickerdoodle Ximenes hits a ground ball to first base.
π Snickerdoodle Ximenes grounds out to 1B Heather Groves.
π Now batting: Melissa Magomedov (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Melissa Magomedov struck out swinging.
π Now batting: Ozzie Schofield (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ozzie Schofield struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: Theodore Chandler (0 for 1)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Theodore Chandler hits a ground ball to third base.
π Theodore Chandler singles on a ground ball to 3B Rodney Nakata.
π Now batting: H. Hester (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π H. Hester struck out looking.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Pujols (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 HBP)
π Pipsqueak Pujols hits a ground ball to second base.
π Pipsqueak Pujols grounded into a double play, 2B Gold Laville to SS Ernest Γnal to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes. Theodore Chandler out at second base. Pipsqueak Pujols out at first base.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Ernest Γnal (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ernest Γnal hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ernest Γnal grounds out, SS J. Northwood to 1B Heather Groves.
π Now batting: Rodney Nakata (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rodney Nakata hits a line drive to center field.
π Rodney Nakata lines out to CF Josiah Bonnet.
π Now batting: Addie Norris (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Addie Norris hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Addie Norris grounds out, P Dave Nakanishi to 1B Heather Groves.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: Heather Groves (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Heather Groves hits a line drive to left field.
π Heather Groves doubles on a line drive to LF Ozzie Schofield.
π Now batting: Teddy Phelps (0 for 2, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Heather Groves is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Teddy Phelps walks.
π Now batting: Elvis Whosonfirst (0 for 2)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Elvis Whosonfirst hits a fly ball to left field.
π Elvis Whosonfirst doubles on a fly ball to LF Ozzie Schofield. Teddy Phelps scores!
π Now batting: Josiah Bonnet (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Josiah Bonnet struck out swinging.
π Now batting: J. Northwood (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π J. Northwood hits a fly ball to left field.
π J. Northwood flies out to LF Ozzie Schofield.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Ketlen Neto (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ketlen Neto hits a line drive to right field.
π Ketlen Neto singles on a line drive to RF Elvis Whosonfirst.
π Now batting: Bobby Savchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Ketlen Neto is caught stealing second base.
π Bobby Savchenko hits a fly ball to right field.
π Bobby Savchenko flies out to RF Elvis Whosonfirst.
π Now batting: Gold Laville (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Gold Laville hits a line drive to center field.
π Gold Laville lines out to CF Josiah Bonnet.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: Kevin Petrauskas (0 for 1, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Kevin Petrauskas walks.
π Now batting: Theodore Chandler (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Theodore Chandler hits a ground ball to right field.
π Theodore Chandler singles on a ground ball to RF Ketlen Neto. Kevin Petrauskas to second base.
π Now batting: H. Hester (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π H. Hester hits a popup to third base.
π H. Hester pops out to 3B Rodney Nakata.
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Pujols (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 HBP, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Pipsqueak Pujols hits a ground ball to third base.
π Pipsqueak Pujols grounds into a force out, 3B Rodney Nakata unassisted. Kevin Petrauskas out at third. Theodore Chandler to second base. Pipsqueak Pujols to first base.
π Now batting: Heather Groves (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Heather Groves hits a ground ball to second base.
π Heather Groves grounds out, 2B Gold Laville to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Ximenes (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Snickerdoodle Ximenes hits a line drive to left field.
π Snickerdoodle Ximenes singles on a line drive to LF Theodore Chandler.
π Now batting: Melissa Magomedov (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Melissa Magomedov hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Melissa Magomedov pops out to SS J. Northwood.
π Now batting: Ozzie Schofield (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Ozzie Schofield hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ozzie Schofield flies out to CF Josiah Bonnet.
π Now batting: Ernest Γnal (0 for 1, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ernest Γnal hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ernest Γnal doubles on a fly ball to RF Elvis Whosonfirst. Snickerdoodle Ximenes to third base.
π Now batting: Rodney Nakata (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SF, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rodney Nakata struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Qingyu Kirk pitching.
π Now batting: Teddy Phelps (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Teddy Phelps struck out swinging.
π The π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game manager is making a mound visit.
π SP Qingyu Kirk is leaving the game. RP Messiah Collins takes the mound.
π Now batting: Elvis Whosonfirst (1 for 3, 1 2B)
π Elvis Whosonfirst hits a fly ball to center field.
π Elvis Whosonfirst doubles on a fly ball to CF Melissa Magomedov.
π Now batting: Josiah Bonnet (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Josiah Bonnet hits a line drive to right field.
π Josiah Bonnet doubles on a line drive to RF Ketlen Neto. Elvis Whosonfirst scores!
π Now batting: J. Northwood (0 for 3, 3 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π J. Northwood hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π J. Northwood grounds out, P Messiah Collins to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes. Josiah Bonnet to third base.
π Now batting: Kevin Petrauskas (0 for 1, 2 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kevin Petrauskas struck out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. π©° Dave Nakanishi pitching.
π Now batting: Addie Norris (0 for 3, 1 SO)
π Addie Norris hits a fly ball to left field.
π Addie Norris singles on a fly ball to LF Theodore Chandler.
π Now batting: Ketlen Neto (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ketlen Neto struck out looking.
π Now batting: Bobby Savchenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Bobby Savchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Bobby Savchenko grounded into a double play, 3B H. Hester to 2B Teddy Phelps to 1B Heather Groves. Addie Norris out at second base. Bobby Savchenko out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes batting. π΄ Messiah Collins pitching.
π Now batting: Theodore Chandler (2 for 3, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Theodore Chandler hits a ground ball to second base.
π Theodore Chandler singles on a ground ball to 2B Gold Laville.
π Now batting: H. Hester (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π H. Hester hits a fly ball to center field.
π H. Hester homers on a fly ball to center field! Theodore Chandler scores!
π Now batting: Pipsqueak Pujols (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 HBP, 1 GIDP, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Pipsqueak Pujols hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Pipsqueak Pujols grounds out, P Messiah Collins to 1B Snickerdoodle Ximenes.
π The π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game manager is making a mound visit.
π RP Messiah Collins is leaving the game. RP Jazzy Werner takes the mound.
π Now batting: Heather Groves (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Heather Groves struck out looking.
π Now batting: Teddy Phelps (0 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Teddy Phelps hits a fly ball to center field.
π Teddy Phelps flies out to CF Melissa Magomedov.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π Start of the bottom of the 9th. π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game batting. SP Dave Nakanishi is leaving the game. CL Jake Jeong takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gold Laville (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Gold Laville hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gold Laville grounds out, SS J. Northwood to 1B Heather Groves.
π Now batting: Snickerdoodle Ximenes (2 for 3, 2 1B)
π Snickerdoodle Ximenes was hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Melissa Magomedov (0 for 3, 1 F, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Melissa Magomedov hits a line drive to center field.
π Melissa Magomedov singles on a line drive to CF Josiah Bonnet. Snickerdoodle Ximenes to third base.
π Now batting: Ozzie Schofield (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ozzie Schofield hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ozzie Schofield reaches on a fielder's choice out, 1B Heather Groves to C Pipsqueak Pujols. Snickerdoodle Ximenes out at home. Melissa Magomedov to second base.
π Now batting: Ernest Γnal (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ernest Γnal struck out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π π©° Dallas Dancing Shoes defeated π΄ Boring Internet Sports Game. Final score: 5-3